martin1970

Sometimes your computer can be hijacked by all kinds of stuff. That has happened to me a few times – I have some part-time work looking at websites and sometimes you do pick up stuff.

As far as the registration screen goes, I think you just need to include the basic details and the easy anti-spam question. The section asking about hobbies,…[Read more]

Happy birthday Rusty. Twenty one again!

You’re very welcome Annette.

It is a virus or something malicious? Maybe the computer needs a clean or a check for malware. Or a defrag of the hard drive? Try the following free software:

CCleaner

Malwarebytes Anti-malware

Superantispyware

Avast anti-virus

Smart Defrag Three

I can’t think of anything else to be honest.

Scones, scones, scones. Can someone make me some scones. Please? With custard. :)

Seconded. That is a great idea Cath.

I am so sorry to hear that sad news. My condolences and best wishes to all his family and friends.

But football is one of the few things that can give people local identity. And some passion in life. But like a lot of things, it has been ruined by marketing and money. Not multiculturalism, as some disgraceful people would have you believe. Supporting your local team is a weird kind of pleasure; mostly lots of downs and very few ups. Proper…[Read more]

I think football will be replaced in popularity by tiddlywinks in a few years time. Mmmmmmm. Imagine the roar of the crowd as a player uses his squidger in a most skilfull way to manipulate his wink into the bottom of the pot and score a penhaligon. And I can already hear the fans cheering on their favourite winkers and giving lots of abuse to…[Read more]

Never ending? You have me confused with someone else I believe. I have 4355 pages of observations, quips, jokes, stories, bon mots, parables, litotes, poems, fables and idioms; all waiting to be typed and to entertain my fellow just chaters. Just need to get some work out of the way and I shall start on it.

Humour didn’t work for me. I spent ages…[Read more]

No there isn’t an age restriction on bean bags. But there isn’t an age restriction on teasing a friend with a affection as I often like to do. :)

Shame I haven’t really made a friend online or should I say kept a friend online. Its nobodies thought I guess, it just doesn’t work.

The very best wishes to you – I hope it goes well.

Try to be confident and not too worried. I was so nervous on a couple of occasions that I couldn’t even open the door of the premises. If I am stressed by anyone, I try to imagine them naked. Not for any naughty purpose, just to make me smile and relax. It does work. It really does. But some…[Read more]

My new year’s resolution is 1366 x 768!

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Best wishes to everyone for the new year. :)

Beanbag? Just how old are you Nicey? I remember asking you that in the room a couple of months ago. Forgive me, I just like having a bit of a friendly laugh with people. I got beer on the first day of Christmas, beer on the second day of Christmas, beer on the third… I was going to give it up for the New Year.

Fear not my list of records of the year shall be appearing within a week. Avant garde recordings for percussion and tap dancing anyone? (Only joking slightly).

This cannot be beaten by anyone:

And all the best to you too, Welsh and mellow. And of course to everyone on this board. :) Please take care with some of the rough weather we are having and going to experience.

Is Harry Christopher and his sixteen too much about commerce, rather than art? I saw him a few years ago at the Barbie can, but I can’t remember anything about it to be honest. Anyway it is Britten’s centenary this year and I have mostly been wallowing in his work. Remotely of course. But is is the end of the year and that means the end of year…[Read more]