Matty

@Matty wrote:

might try this e thingy… is it free?

Is he takin the pi**

@Matty wrote:

i see her standing on her left food

what a waste of food…..

she has changed now.

Its deffo a trick

@Matty wrote:

I told my mum that I’d opened a theatre. She said, “Are you having me
on?” I said, “Well I’ll give you an audition, but I’m not promising you
anything.”

i liked that..

Thats my sense of humour too :wink:

@Matty wrote:

i’m sure all the liverpool fans will re appear again at the start of next season when they are top of the table with 7 points from 3 games again

appently, they are the best fans in the world

Cheeky little tw@t

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@Matty wrote:

best fans… still can’t win the prem though, well least you are still singing

Another jealous fan from a small club who can only dream of being as sucessful as us :roll:

us??

are you from merseyside?

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@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@Matty wrote:

best fans… still can’t win the prem though, well least you are still singing

Another jealous fan from a small club who can only dream of being as sucessful as us :roll:

Oh come on!! Really !!! What have a bunch of fat middle aged balding drunks prancing around in the streets half naked and chanting like…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

best fans… still can’t win the prem though, well least you are still singing

Another jealous fan from a small club who can only dream of being as sucessful as us :roll:

@Matty wrote:

can’t remember the last time somone has given me a big one

Matty me lovely you have seen me pic and you carnt get much bigger than me lol :twisted:

@Matty wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

French

Why do hangovers last longer the older you get???

they, don’t.. .you just never have been able to take the pace

why does sundays come around so quick?

I think they come round just as much as a Tuesday.

Why do people like golf?

@Matty wrote:

all anti virus software ect ect will slow your start up down, however, it updates itself and scans the pc for a reason, thing with pc’s.. its best not to switch them off, use the sleep function, give the torys somthing extra to moan at

:lol: :lol: :lol: cheers for the tip matty :D

@sharongooner wrote:

@Matty wrote:

download vista from a bit torrent site then the crack, problem solved…

Is that what you did?

yeah, and now i have a “ligit” activated copy of windows vista for nothing what so ever, but don’t tell bill

@sharongooner wrote:

@Matty wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Matty wrote:

what flavor pot noodle is it?

lmaoooooooooooo. :lol:

Explain to the Essex girl please…. I dont get it :oops:

its the slag of all snaks

Gotcha.. Thats nasty!!!

but funny. 8)

@Matty wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Matty wrote:

what flavor pot noodle is it?

lmaoooooooooooo. :lol:

Explain to the Essex girl please…. I dont get it :oops:

its the slag of all snaks

Gotcha.. Thats nasty!!!

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Matty wrote:

what flavor pot noodle is it?

lmaoooooooooooo. :lol:

Explain to the Essex girl please…. I dont get it :oops:

its the slag of all snaks

@PATS wrote:

@Matty wrote:

what flavor pot noodle is it?

lmaoooooooooooo. :lol:

Explain to the Essex girl please…. I dont get it :oops:

@Matty wrote:

what flavor pot noodle is it?

lmaoooooooooooo. :lol:

@Matty wrote:

what flavor pot noodle is it?

Chicken and mushroom my favouret =P~ God aint had one in years

@Matty wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@Matty wrote:

why, do you know me that well? are you aware with who I know, who i spend my time with, and what I got upto on saturday night?

My Sincere apology i was just playing you up, but now you taken the bait i will leave it :lol: Im sure you are just fine really.

apology accepted, i’m sure i know who…

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@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Matty wrote:

well thats why i like being single, i can fart in bed as much as i want :)

Being in a couple does not mean that wont continue, my other half takes great pleasure in holding my head under the cover to smell his farts :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: or doin it as he leaves…

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@Matty wrote:

i’m sure thats not the case, don’t beleive anyone would disown thier own children without a very good reason to why

Quite a controversial reply for you matty