Matty

@Matty wrote:

have you ever tried to eat a bag of flumps in less then 60 seconds

noooo but i have tried to eat one of them mega long xmas flumps at an Ann summers party in 60 secs

won a vibrator 4 having the fastest gob lmao

@Matty wrote:

@chezanator wrote:

:lol: :lol: Wow @ my first orgasim and realising that from that point on i wud always get mine b4 i let any man get his haha

a method i have stuck 2 my entire life and am never gonna give up on EVER !!!

chezzz xx

you gotta be quick if you want to beat me

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@Matty wrote:

ar senal have got clincy, another great buy from wenger, who is just as good as cole, they had a young team last year that matured very quickly, i can see them getting stronger this year, hense i think they will win the title, i hope i’m wrong and united do win it, can’t see it, unless we get scholes fit for all season and carrick…

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@Matty wrote:

@Drivel wrote:

Thats a load fo shyte Robbo – Man U – have been on the decline for 2 seasons now-
They have never replaced Keane – I mean come on look at that Scottish twit they play in midfield – Keane said he was a load of rubbish
Saha is not apatch on VAn Nisty – yet who does he get rid of ???
Park fung yu – load of shyte too…

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@ROBBO wrote:

@Matty wrote:

fergusons team was built upon the youngsters.. like beckham, scholes, giggs, neville

he bought canatona, it was a great buy, and same with keane and the big dane, but take out those 3 players, he has spent a lot of money on dead wood.. yeah hes spent big on great players with a big reputation, but its hardly picking…

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@Matty wrote:

i thought more robbie jackson myself :)

Ok, thats going too far! lol

@Magoo wrote:

@Matty wrote:

that martin fella, he owes charliebrown says a voucher on the soap site

hes not happy you know

In Canada probably, leave him alone… he never asks where you are!

but he knows i’m always here

@Matty wrote:

don’t think i can fit into my right hand

laffin me chubster ass off at this matty :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Matty wrote:

in a small statment, he added

“I ain’t getting on no plane, you crazy fool”

i used to love him in the a team lol an murdoch :roll: :oops: :wink: :wink:

@Matty wrote:

what do you think?

maybe should have posted this in serious threads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbEv0T2rwgo

The best interview I’ve seen since Jeremy Paxman interviewed Michael (something of the night) Howard over the sacking of a prison governor.

Paxman versus Howard

@Matty wrote:

not played the game yet.. due to me not being able to find the football manager 6 cd rom, i think my brother has pinched it

don’t you think george would be great on JC..

methinks george would be fantastic on JC lol :wink: :wink:

@Matty wrote:

its what all the girls say

all mouth no trousers :roll:

@Matty wrote:

congrats

thank u thats means more then u know xx

@Matty wrote:

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

I think you think too much Beatty. Go for it girl! :

tell me about it, shes exactly like me in that respect

I know I think too much :lol: that’s my bad habit :( but I don’t know how to stop!
Sometimes I can spend weeks thinking about what some others are thinking just to realize that they don’t think :oops:

@Matty wrote:

…you got a chance to make somone happy, and be happy yourself, go for it..

heh.. 8-[ I’ve already made him happy (twice!) :oops:

not so sure he wants more of me :? as usual… :roll:

and I don’t want to start pressuring him when I’m not even sure about myself :(

@Matty wrote:

@galaxy wrote:

For me personally I’d say yes you can get over your first love, it just took me a long time

And yes you can subconciously be attracted to someone, that happened with my current bf, we work together and he told me he was attracted to me but I didnt feel the same way. For months people said to me they could see I like him…

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@Matty wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Temptress wrote:

congratulations to you BB and the new mr BB, hope you have a great life together xxxx

wot Tempt{me} sed 8)

what owen said

What Matty said :wink:

@Matty wrote:

there is always tommorow :)

you’re right! perhaps I’ll pop up the question then :D

@Matty wrote:

love it when i’m at a gig, and the drummer gets his 3 mins of fame

like steve white from wellers band.. (famous also for sha gging that bird from corrie)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvUdzzYy9d8

sorry matty but the only thing that did was drum up a scary image of Animal from the Muppet show!!!!!! :o

@Matty wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

You call that a drum solo? :roll:

THIS is a drum solo! 8)

can’t get the link to work

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