Melody

After seeing that my 2 little terriers have chewed through the spindle on one of my john lewis dining chairs in the conservatory I am beginning to think a boyfriend would be easier to control.

Aspirational

I had to go and have investigations and a biopsy a few years ago in that region and I was sitting in the waiting room and some guy nearing retirement was coming in calling for the ppl ahead of me so I thought nothing of it. Anyway there must have been a shift change coz when it came to being my name called this drop dead gorgeous Dr of a similar…[Read more]

Encore*

I think everyone has offered you sound advice.

@Eva licious wrote:

:oops: Wow im honoured to be mentioned in amongst such a distinguished bunch

if word gets out about the bootylicious babes in here im sure f2 will finally meet full room limit.

It used to be one of the busy rooms back in the day

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I don’t like the implication of your ps thin. You can exclude ne from your wind up rubbish thanks.

rest assured melody you are excluded from my wind up rubbish
there was no implication other than recognition of your sweet innocent nature :wink:

The sweetest, cutest and most innocent looking often have the sharpest…[Read more]

Oh and for the record – your bi tching threads are still open – not my fault if no one wants to play with you. Notice they are becoming buried.

I don’t like the implication of your ps thin. You can exclude me from your wind up rubbish thanks.

Crap music when you phone somewhere and go on hold and getting put through to a non English call centre!

@tinks wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Blowing ya hooter in a restaurant!!!!!!

Hate ppl like that!

but if they don’t they’ll have to sit there with a drip on the end of their ooota
:lol:

They can be polite and step out to do it.

I phoned the shelter today… the little doggie I rescued was reclaimed last night… yay!

Blowing ya hooter in a restaurant!!!!!!

Hate ppl like that!

Young lads who in the name of fashion wear ridiculously loose fitting jeans with the waist line around their thighs thus making them walk like an oompah loompah

Along those lines I once said I hadn’t done my homework coz my friend had been run over!
Loosely based on the truth…. A friend of a friend had been run over!

T’was utter tosh too! You’re right indeed!

I’ll stick to speaking proper England like ah used to could when ahs was a children like

Bloody hell!!
That’s the most sensible thing I’ve seen you say Thin! Gosh!

The currant bun is gracing my garden with it’s presence again …. Yippee!
Time to top up my pre Costa Del Sol tan :-D

I can never catch them – they see me coming with all their surround slow mo vision – although my dogs jump at them mid flight and yomp them.

Y fronts or briefs on men – urgh too tight!

Gosh I’m now glad I stopped being an F2 reg!