Melody

Waitrose Florentines.

And on a sexual mmm….

yep waitrose florentines. lol

@Mystery wrote:

I am the fountain from which no one can drink.For many I am considered a necessary link.Like gold to all I am sought forBut my continued death brings wealth for all to want more.What am I?

knowledge or youth?

ASSUMPTIONS :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

There is far more to glasgow than the usual stereotypes that hang around IN every Main town.Bus stations being preferable,due to heating etc.
looks like a great night girls.. remember and invite me to the next ;)

I am pretty certain you are right Rubes but I was just sharing a memory… not a downer on Glasgow at all… I have been…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

@Melody wrote:

It stands on one leg with its heart in it’s head

A cabbage.

yepperz Jen x

@GAZLAN wrote:

A whole chicken

Nope

and anyway it’s the slow ticking bomb kind you have to watch for not the ones who shout ‘am gonna kick ya heed in’ in chat.

I have a friend in New Zealand who said his winter solstace is 17c with sun and a light breeze… That is not fair! That is the same as it is here on our summer one!

****goes off to get nakee and go to stonehenge****

@anc wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

Who cares about the fact that people are knobheads? That happens in “real” life too.

How about…….?

The complete commercial mind fuck. The fact that searching is all about buying these days. The commodification of our personalities online. The fact that people make millions out of getting…

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You look like you had a lovely time ladies
I think the last time I was in Glasgow I was hostessing on a coach (tea lady) and I slept on the coach in Glasgow coach station… remember watching the tramps dancing and singing in the rain with their booze. haha (Your night looked better)

Nope.. change nothing! Life would be dull without the variety, you have to take the rough with the smooth and even the special people need an outlet too… (hence am here)
The secret is you have as a user try not to take it to heart, rise above the rubbish and make your own judgements with regard to your safety. If you think someone will share…[Read more]

My grandparents on my fathers side are buried in the same plot… she is on top of him so to speak… anyway at her graveside I couldn’t help but notice how much closer to the top she was than most people are buried.. I suppose coz she is on top of Grandad who was buried a year earlier… so at the wake I was sitting thinking about it.. and all…[Read more]

@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@Melody wrote:

After much consideration I have decided that the only person I am happy to meet on here is in fact me as long as it is in a public well lit area. I best get organising me meet. :lol:

In all seriousness though I think some of you would be a giggle.

I had one of those, met me in a pub, had a long leisurely drink,…

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@jen_jen wrote:

yep :D

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Sweetcorn on the cob

It stands on one leg with its heart in it’s head

I’m gonna marry the rolling eyes emoticon……
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

so cute and is probably all I could get haha

elloz Michelle :D

After much consideration I have decided that the only person I am happy to meet on here is in fact me as long as it is in a public well lit area. I best get organising me meet. :lol:

In all seriousness though I think some of you would be a giggle.

@momentaryloss wrote:

Who cares about the fact that people are knobheads? That happens in “real” life too.

How about…….?

The complete commercial mind fuck. The fact that searching is all about buying these days. The commodification of our personalities online. The fact that people make millions out of getting people to revealing their…

[Read more]

My internet dislikes :

POP UPS!! Grr!!!! even when you have the blighters turned off some sneak through

18 Year old lads calling me ‘Babe’ – firstly I could be your mum and secondly babe was a little talking porcine.

INTERNET DATING – where 99.9% of the blokes on there don’t want to date they just want to shag something other than their…[Read more]

When I see this post the temptation to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is never more than a whim away :lol:

There is a photo of me at my mums looking like something out of ‘Desperately Seeking Susan’ from the 80s. I actually didn’t rate the 80s so ner.

Oh and I would have maybe come if I still had my ‘relax’ t shirt and my afro comb for my perm but…[Read more]