Melody

****streaks the thread and grazes nipplez on the floor as she does so****

am sooooo joking.

For the record…

I am a geordie lass and I can vouch that 99% of geordie women do not live up to the ladette stereotype that has been portrayed…….

sitting here regretting the decision I made in letting my hair dry naturally as I now look like a member of the hair bear bunch.

Slippers!

Thanks but I never fake anything (except eyelashes sometimes lol)

@Poet wrote:

Perhaps if you could type and spell better than a six year old you would be taken seriously Moonshadow? I doubt it though :roll:

Someone fetch the straight jacket, another one’s escaped :lol:

Now now poet… we all can’t be 1st and 2nd at the quiz :lol:

@Moonshadow wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Going off a little here, but is it only me who is suprised when someone from JC looks like a normal person and not some vastly overweight crackhead.

nah im the same and would say plenty are too and dont know why as im normal

I am not normal… I am perfect lol just…

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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Going off a little here, but is it only me who is suprised when someone from JC looks like a normal person and not some vastly overweight crackhead.

nah im the same and would say plenty are too and dont know why as im normal

I am not normal… I am perfect lol just kidding I am normal too :)

Its taken me my whole life to go from Blonde to Brunette so the thought of me trying to go red and keep up with fashion is a non starter… am outta de loop

Happy birthday! A fellow Aries… It was my birthday last friday but I never got a thread dedicated to me…

TUT lol

Actually I would call that mahogany or chestnut brown and not ginger. And for the record the fashion is reds at the moment. so NER

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I used to be a total F2 chat junkie… and then one day I just thought.. ya know what am done!
I occasionally pop in if I am proper bored or I see a name in there I want to chat to in particular.. otherwise I just stick to the boards (when I can be bothered) but lately I have gotten rather addicted to the Quiz and I…

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And back to the thread…

you would have been better asked who hadn’t committed adultery.. you might have gotten a show of hands…

@momentaryloss wrote:

@Taffyfish wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

@Taffyfish wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Sorry Momes :lol: (tmi @ arsehole tendencies :shock: )

Can i just say a big HAHAHAHA!! :lol: :lol:
=D> =D>

Gee Taffy – don’t encourage her!

Young innocent boys like me always get that sort of treatment from her.

*Coughs and wonders how many of…

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I used to be a total F2 chat junkie… and then one day I just thought.. ya know what am done!
I occasionally pop in if I am proper bored or I see a name in there I want to chat to in particular.. otherwise I just stick to the boards (when I can be bothered) but lately I have gotten rather addicted to the Quiz and I enjoy the banter that goes on…[Read more]

Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

Since I woke up this morning I have been invited to :

Ladies day at the races
JLS and Olly Murs concert
John Bishop Live
A night out at the end of march
A night out on the easter weekend
and a 25th wedding anniversary party

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I prayed for a better social life before I went to sleep jk

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I think you misunderstand the difference between a pee take and an insult purely out of provocation to make the boards move a little. I can understand why people respond with such passion. Pee takes are meant to be light hearted, the best pee take is when you mock your own afflictions not the weaknesses of others.…

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Ironically if you (thin ice) have scottish heritage and are mocking them, my ancestors were English Border Reivers who fought, raped and pillaged the Scottish border villages and here is me defending them.. How times change!

I think you misunderstand the difference between a pee take and an insult purely out of provocation to make the boards move a little. I can understand why people respond with such passion. Pee takes are meant to be light hearted, the best pee take is when you mock your own afflictions not the weaknesses of others. There could have been better ways…[Read more]