Melody

Er I have nothing to do with Pete’s sack thank you very much!

Hope everyone has a wonderous christmas, and an extra special 2011!

If a grey old man with a beard grabs you from behind and stuffs you into a sack, don’t be alarmed, it’s just Santa looking for his Ho’s. I am already in the sack so bring some booze x

@cosy.m wrote:

at one time at nativity plays,you could take your vidcam,to record your kids for memories etc
but there banned now cos of the random pedos who pop in grrrr

Schools also got wise to cashing in on this and making a DVD and selling them instead!

@Tatler wrote:

Well Andrew i enjoyed reading it ..

Insignificant as we are I doubt he cares about our opinion anyway Tatler :lol:

Last year a little boy chundered all over the stage in the middle of my nephews production lol NICE

Anything without a pulse would be just WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

@jason57 wrote:

Its the only day I dont work so i lie there next to my very desirable but frigid wife and just feel so frustrated, angry, hurt and alone.Is this normal? How can she love me if she hates every physical contact> I’m going crazy trying to work her out and slowly just giving up..

the answer to this lies in the above paragraph…

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Dear Santa,

I am full of good intentions… does that count?

Love

Melody..

P.S Please make sure my fiance doesn’t buy me an electric toothbrush like he did for my birthday lol.

Humans are the only animals to poop in their own nest.

But back to the Sharks..

I think as long as you are in the water with them… ie diving, then you are safe… it’s when you are floating along on the top of the water looking like a seal or an injured fish that you seem like a meal to the shark.
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Just so you know..

If you have cats you should actively encourage loads of birds into your garden… I know it sounds silly, but when there is alot of garden birds they watch each other’s back… lots more eyes on the look out. I learnt this on autumnwatch or somewhere like that. I have 3 cats and when I got the cats I took my bird table out of…[Read more]

We have still got bloody loads of the stuff and according to channel 5 weather at teatime it’s looking like we are gonna get some more tonight…. Now that pee’s me orf.

I had chicken today too, I also like pheasant and am partial to partridge, duck and turkey too, in fact if its edible I will try it lol

Garden birds etc…

I used to love seeing the Red Kites coming into our neighbourhood when I lived in Bedfordshire, they are mahooosive!

I also do like the humble blackbird! (in a non edible way)

My granparents used to make it… am sure it has a limited shelf life… so you better drink it up!! lol

If you think about it, the amount of people who have or get cancers these days if huge in comparison to how many had them in years gone by. Cancer is a man made illness whether it be due to pollutants, diet or whatever.

Oh to be in a red bikini on a beach in Thailand!!

I walked past a travel agent today and had a fleeting thought of booking to go somewhere hot, then reality set in and I kept walking lol

Yes you did post that further back, but I am an airhead and I read that yesterday… today I forgot lol..

I might be a bottle brunette but am still blonde under all this there dye!

believe it or not on the tv they were saying that the highest incidence of new cases in this country is among the 40 to 50 somethings and are hetrosexual (54%), they speculated that this was due to relationship break ups and new relationships, affairs and the fact that post menopause women do not see the need for protection from pregnancy and…[Read more]

I looked out of my window to see a complete chav in his little corsa wheelspinning in the snow and getting nowhere fast…. awww

So I did the human thing and went and give him a push… I think he was a bit shocked by his hero of the hour being a woman lol

Happy birthday where ever you may be hiding, hope it’s a good one!

I have been in F3 lobby a couple of times and I have to be honest it seemed nicer than when I used to chat in F2 !

I think the mix of ppl in lobby make it interesting. I have in the past been in rooms with the same ppl and after a while the conversation runs dry.