Melody

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Melody wrote:

A transvestite once told me I had beautiful nails… not sure if that’s good or bad.

Not a bad thing if they`r stuck in my back :o :wink:

I usually avoid picking up skin cells under my fingernails… that leads to prosecution haha jk

You’re so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You’re so vain
I’ll bet you think this song is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?

lol hmmm I wonder who I can dedicate it to….

too right Q-M!

Haha Pete, someone hasta!

A transvestite once told me I had beautiful nails… not sure if that’s good or bad.

Woohoo…

I take the phrase… ‘the curtains match the carpet’ one step further… and co-ordinate the cats into the equation :?

‘In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet’

pants

got home from the pub and lost keys or just too drunk to find them lol

tilts

always

rules

there

@GAZLAN wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

A lady NEVER discloses the contents of her drawers. :wink: :lol:

*Lady ??*….Where ? :o

**resists the temptation to call Gazlan a woman**

on my mind…

wondering how long I can stall the kids from having to take them to the leisure pool…. urgh.

Muted

rock

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Haha I typed s h i t e…. **worries**

* Ahem -hmm *….Glad i aint the only one lol :D :wink:

Slander and deformation of character I tell thee ***whines and scoffs***

@sarah_1 wrote:

A lady NEVER discloses the contents of her drawers. :wink: :lol:

Dammit you had to go and say that after I had already told!

The gay men are usually the nicest looking too! Ok we have soooo gone off topic!

@Pete wrote:

and a man who has no goats just loves curry ?

LMFAO!

mmmm goat or mutton curry is tops!