Melody

Tea, white no sugar and a bacon sandwich pls.

for gawds sake someone knee him in the nutz and be done with it.

I am not a religious person.
I was merely putting the contradiction to the eye for an eye statement as I learnt to do so in the debating society at school. hehe

Just an idea but why don’t you pay a hooker to do it?? Am sure she’d gladly just kick ya in the nuts than have to turn usual tricks. She could even look at it as a day off but still get paid….

:D

As I am not in Wales and my bf would possibly have issues with my bodily parts making contact with ya ballbag I have to decline your kind offer of kicking you in the nutz. Many thanks for considering me though. haha

Quite often the drugs that people are put onto for depression can further enhance the feelings of self harm and suicidal thoughts and tendancies for the first few weeks before making the person begin to feel better.

My sister had post natal depression but not so severe that she went doolally

Many women do get post natal depression and sail…[Read more]

See I can so see the advantages for a woman to kick ya in the rollocks… any woman scorned would do it i reckon….

i just aint getting the advantage for you coz if i kicked ya in the nutz with my size 8s ya gonna be in casualty explaining to some (laughing) nurses why ya rollox is wrenched, black and the size of a melon.

nope not feeling the moment.

The bible also says….

Thou shalt not kill….

does it not?

I don’t think abortions should be used in cases of accidental pregnancy. My personal outlook is that if you are old enough to have sex then you are old enough to face the consequences of having it. In this day and age with the morning after pill and a waiting list for parents wanting to adopt there is no need to murder a baby. I know a nurse who…[Read more]

~Takes a bow~

These should be banned foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……

Red Bull ~ not only does it not give you wings (hence false advertising) but it also makes your breath smell like poo and frankly makes me wanna chunder.

Marmite ~ tis the spawn of the devil!

Ironing ~ I think we should all just start a trend of wearing everything creased. Life’s too short…[Read more]

We hafta stop meeting like this !

Tis a kewl poem sunz and ticz…. and I knew who all but 1 was which aint bad buttttttt….
no go wrtie a new one with all the rest of us newbies in . ner

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If i had the genetic equipment I’d bonk er …. teehee :shock:

Am off to but fishies for my aqaurium in a minute since the filter seems to be devouring them all…. poor lil fishies…. RIP!

Assume I was in hospital and you were in the bed next to me

:oops: :D