[Melody]

@sarah_1 wrote:

OMG !!!! What do they look like fgs? :lol: :lol: :lol:

A couple of babybel cheeses. lol (and cheese would sound better)

[Melody]

@Bad Manners wrote:

Well hurry up ffs. What’s more important? The garage door or this nice ashtray?

I tell you what… take a deep breath and hold it and I will tell you when I decide…. say in 6 months maybe???

[Melody]

@Bad Manners wrote:

Kiss my stinking ashtray Melody. It’s yummy.

I would but am busy attending the opening of my garage door.

[Melody]

@Bad Manners wrote:

Agreed PB. Im a smoker again myself, and to be honest whatever they tax me I’ll still smoke. Im in the “moron that will smoke no matter how much we tax him” category.

Who cares If I get a disease? If I get a disease I’ll wear It proudly as a true benson and hedges man, so you non smokers can kiss my diseased benson and hedges ass.

Us non smokers don’t kiss stinky ashtrays thanks… top or bottom.

[Melody]

I deleted them… am not so brave after all!!

[Melody]

DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.

RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: “Know what I’m sayin'” all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place

SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year’s cards to the sender with the simple inscription “Same to you”.

[Melody]

My friend offered me a ticket to go to sundays show this weekend and I have had to turn it down coz my total tosser ex wouldn’t help me out and look after his daughter for one night. I am livid.

[Melody]

@tictax wrote:

@will wrote:

i pictured tictax as bein about my age 27/28ish

recalls a previous topic , ” how do u see ppl ” melody got me to a tee , ” peter pan the boy that never grew up “

It does help that we have talked at length of course. :lol:

[Melody]

@woohoo wrote:

It’s Ok! =; I’ve done Melissa.. So, that’s one less thing to worry about. Go back in about five days, think i filled her up.. :shock:

was it unleaded or four star?

[Melody]

@pete wrote:

should have read the feckin thread title and actually posted the odd pic :wink:

Pete odd pics… how very rude! Just coz ur odd :P

I would post my picture but I don’t think the world is ready

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