milkman of human kindness

Im reading the place of the dead roads by William burroughs

The main characters a massive nutter hes just bought a candle and some lube.

Dunno what hes planning on doing with them.

Best chippy I ever went to was on the weymouth to chessil beach road.

Chessil beach is the so called 9th wonder of the world locals say as it happened over night.

As above.

One of my fave places is hangmans hill epping forest

My thoughts too skep tbh.

Mrq you are saying avoid you but that’s pretty hard when you spam the boards everyday.

God knows we have all tried.

Dofan and blue are gentlemen linda id like to adopt them as our kids.

Theres a bloke goes in the bookies here nostril hair like a gerbils tail im not kidding I reckon if you pulled it a gerbil would come down.

Some of the threads today really pen and ink

I Rather fancy some echo and the bunnymen today.

Well I was also once 50 foot away from big daddy the wrestler at the Bristol Colston hall,

I wanted to get closer but the front row was these crazy women who would often verbally abuse the wrestlers pull the wrestlers hair , sometimes even stub cigs out on wrestlers legs.

I was rather put out to find out big daddys name was Shirley.

Mrq thinks hes the board philosopher.

Sadly hes never heard of the saying quality over quantity.

Hugs will go mad when he sees hes done 5 threads today!

No time for giggling buffons on this thread.

Beat it fruitcake.

I  got a Betamax I found in a skip, picture of a crying clown and 1600 copys of roy of the rovers.

Was going to car boot it but if anyone wants it in chat pm me

My thumbs always very green and sticky linda x

Coming from someone who has done 2 threads on crud in two days and 25 unread threads in two weeks.

Thinking I might read the bible after this.