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Without any further ado, it gives me great pleasure to announce the new appointment of Martina as head barmaid here at Divine’s Jazz Club. Martina who hails from a small farming town in the former Czechoslovakia was personally headhunted from the bar at Totteringham Hotspots social club in Stamford Hill London N15, where she became a local legend…[Read more]

Without any further ado, it gives me great pleasure to announce the new appointment of Martina as head barmaid here at Divine’s Jazz Club. Martina who hails from a small farming town in the former Czechoslovakia was personally headhunted from the bar at Totteringham Hotspots social club in Stamford Hill London N15, where she became a local legend…[Read more]

When I was a child I had this terrifying fear that whenever I walked under or over a bridge it would collapse. I think it might have stemmed from something I saw on TV in a movie. Sometimes I’d have to be picked up and carried by a parent and I’d be screaming and shouting. Other times I’d have to run ahead to get to the other side as soon as I…[Read more]

Awful.

Let’s hope that this is another nail in the coffin of Mr. Wenger.

Thanks for the good times Mr Wenger. Your time is up. Au revoir and happy retirement, or go and take your outdated football brain and strategies elsewhere.

A true Alpha is easy to spot, but you have to know how. A true Alpha is firm in their convictions, unwavering. They don’t need to argue, or to impress others or repeat themselves. They are comfortable with themselves and others around them. They don’t need to give explanations. They can easily take criticism and goading, yet don’t need to…[Read more]

Oooh I think Chubby likes me :) You’re getting abit clingy though xxx

Hey Chubbs, I’m still waiting for you to pm me with your phone number so as I can ring you to arrange a time and place for you to 1. knock my teeth out, 2. kick the fck out of me. I do hope you haven’t bottled it xx How else are we going to meet ?

Back for more Chubby? You’re starting to get a bit demanding and clingy now xx

How very dare you pose questions to me when you completely ignore mine !!!

Who cares?

Hi Mooosey baby x

I don’t know. But I’d wager a few pennies on him being the ex substitute goalkeeper for Sutton Utd. who ate all the pies :)

Hello again Chubbs x

What a Divine honour and privilege that you would want to come and post on my thread. Thanks x

I must say whilst I have you here (and I’m only going from reading your recent posts on another thread) what an articulated well spoken young man you are, or can be. Which concerns me in one aspect, that after all that education…[Read more]

Looks nice Blossom, I’ll have whatever you’re on.

Can you do me a £3 draw?

Are the stars out tonight?

Oooh Lovely one Mooosey :) Tamla Motown is always welcome here

Awww hello Chubby x

Missing me was you?

I hope you don’t mind me asking, Are you the ex substitute goalkeeper for Sutton Utd?

Have you eaten all the pies ?

Never You Mind If I ………

Sitting here on the bench

For Sophia

For Sophia