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ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

Thankyou to all applicants. All applicants for all the new positions have now been very carefully scrutinised and processed. After much deliberation, and some very compelling applicants, it gives me great pleasure to announce Sophia as the new Hostess for Divine’s Jazz Club London W1. Well done Sophia. Your beauty school…[Read more]

ANNOUNCEMENT !!!

Thankyou to all applicants. All applicants for all the new positions have now been very carefully scrutinised and processed. After much deliberation, and some very compelling applicants, it gives me great pleasure to announce Sophia as the new Hostess for Divine’s Jazz Club London WI. Well done Sophia. Your beauty school…[Read more]

Well, you’re pretty much on the ball there Martin. Very sharp of you. Maybe I need to rephrase the question.

Which team in their current format have never been relegated?

or

Which team in the last 100 years have never been relegated?

Probably a bit too late to join in now,. but I’d say a London top 3, for the first time ever, as the NW has clearly lost it’s domination of English football.

Chelsea

Arsenal

Spurs

Man City 4th.

Maybe not quite in that order though.

Who was the first player to score a hat-trick in the top leagues of Italy, Spain and England ?

It seems Geri wasn’t such a serious applicant, after all. That’s a shame. I had big plans for her, despite being her being a Leeds Utd fan. I was anticipating the prospect of us working together.

Maybe I need to increase the salary and perks ?

I’m wondering if either of you Ladies will be applying for the vacancies :)

Lovely music Ladies, thankyou :)

Lovely song Angel, thankyou, one of my mum’s favourites

Talking of going down,. who’s the only team in English football never to be relegated?

Denis Law sends his old team down to division 2

Man Utd ? I remember when you lot were in the 2nd division. I bet Denis Law remembers it too.

I’ve no idea what prison wine tastes like, I’d rather a nice cup of tea :)

Are you ok about wearing a wig for the barmaids position?

Aha. I’m a bit older. I remember the Arsenal 1971 double team. When I was a boy growing up in North London, in those days before the Taylor report, the stadiums would open up the gates at half time and it’d be an open house. Us local boys would go to Arsenal one week and Spurs the next. I used to love Hoddle in the 70’s.

Aha. Nice. I was born in Archway. Can we do ages?

Paul Gascoigne is easily the best Englishman I’ve ever seen play football.