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@*Sian wrote:

Three years of a person’s life is spent on the toilet

That time is inversely proportionate to the amount of shyte they talk.

Pete, you signature killed millions of fish and polluted the sea for hundreds of miles causing serious malformations in generations of sea life.

@Forget Me Not wrote:

did you know that the average human being has at least nine senses. apart from sight, hearing, taste, smell and touch you also have thermoception (the ability to sense heat or its absence of on your skin), equilibrioception (sense of balance), nociception (perception of pain) and proprioception (body awareness such as knowing…

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No point watching the rest of the series then is there.

If more children took their parents to court, perhaps parents would take their responsibilities more seriously.

In this case it seems the child had an argument with her stepmother, and it was after that the father refused her a once in a lifetime school trip (the internet connection was only a small part of it).

To quote… the child came from a…[Read more]

So, my housemate is a love em and leave em bad boy, with no need for mascara he really is that pretty. He has a sense of humour then.

Perfect, though I had wanted a gay one.

He will win of course.

They are pushing internet banking to the extent it is almost impossible to do your banking in any other way. How can they then penalise people if they are the victim of hackers and identity theft? It is surely up to the banks to ensure that their internet banking facilities are safe for us all to use. The onus should be on them, not on the…[Read more]

I’ve changed my mind, I want to be 19 now.

So has number 17 gone in yet?

Remember what?

Has number 17 gone in yet?

I’ve got one of those!!!!

They are saying put a cup of water in the microwave with them to stop the wheat grains from drying out.

Wilma…. now there is a voice of sweet reason.

One of the very few people who use this site whose opinion I value.

Wilms, don’t ever stop being you.

If you get cut down to size, don’t fret, you will still be ankle boots at the very least.

You muppet! :wink:

I have thought about which team I want to win, and I know I am leaving it a bit late, but, well, I can’t. I have watched a fair few of the games and I don’t have any idea which team I want. I wish we had done a sweep stake a work now.

There are no need to go to these extreme measures. In most of Europe organs are harvested as a matter of course, you have to carry a card saying you DON’T want your organs harvested if you die. The consequence of this is that there are many more organs available, from corneas to livers. In this country we have to carry a Donor card and…[Read more]

I didn’t know Page, but I offer my condolences anyway.

Personally, if someone is said to have died, moved to America, decided to leave this “community”, I accept it at face value. There are a lot of things that are said in this chat site that do not adequately reflect reality, but I think that it is up to individuals to make their own minds…[Read more]

Rotting in hell seems to be the order of the day. I thought hell was hot and flame ridden, so you wouldn’t so much rot in hell as cook. What we should say in future is…. I hope *insert expletive and name of victim* cooks on a medium to low heat in hell until crisp and rather well done.

The Stalker

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I’m going to go miss out the middle man and go straight for hugging petrol.