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@minim wrote:

erm
do they do bingo too?

YES – I donated my b alls..

@minim wrote:

Five wives all at the same time!

Imagine what its like in that house if they are all on the blob at the same time! I bet he goes off to visit his mistress! :D

Seriously though I couldn’t cope with polygamy….I won’t share my men with anyone! :wink:

lol@blob!!!! Can’t stop giggling Bob :lol:
I bet he has got a mistress too!

@minim wrote:

I shudder at threads like this one.

Why Mims? Are you one these bleeding heart do gooders who cares more about the evil scum bag criminal, than the innocent victim? This is a comment from one of the readers on the Mail on Line.

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erm I don’t think thats infinite, i think thats parallel

nope it’s infinite somewhat similar to the monkeys typing shakespeare if there are infinite universes then anything that can happen will happen… at least thats the theory

@minim wrote:

I know i should have read the whole thread, so forgive me if i am repeating what somone has already said…. but football players are roll models. He is a high profile player, and if he is always in the papers for the wrong reasons, his football will suffer. He has to be able to concentrate, and I doubt he will be able to give 100…

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I must be male! *checks*

noooo…. you`re a cynic min :lol:

@minim wrote:

:) well I am particularly good at drawing pluto

as for not voting being immoral…….. yes… it is. Immorality shows lack of regard for accepted conduct, a lack of discipline or an inability to keep to the code of behaviour accepted by society. Our society is steeped in democracy, and the mainstay of democracy is the right to…

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A minister let the cat out of the bag with that one……………

the general election will be on 6th May folks… who will you be voting for? I am trying to decide whether to draw a cartoon on my ballot paper or whether to actually vote for one of the shower of shyte who are standing for government this year.

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@minim wrote:

You are all wrong

the one thing that turns women on is mental stimulation

And humour.

Thats why the human race hasn’t died out.

How come JC hasnt died out then :lol:

@minim wrote:

Drinking……………and I don’t mean three or four pints or a few glasses of wine, I mean really dangerously heavy drinking .. is getting worse and worse amongst youngsters. The medical profession are very worried about the affects of it all.

Not just the antisocial element. Though drink affects some people in aggressive…

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What happens to all the whisky then?

The Jocks donate it to local NHS hospitals to be used for disinfecting the toilets and sterilising surgical instruments.

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@minim wrote:

I have a front doorway only a midget can get in without requiring traction. I don’t order anything that I know that I cannot lift myself, without help. In fact, I rarely get anything delivered to my door. In fact.. I have put off ordering a dishwasher for nine months now because i am terrified by what will happen when it turns…

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@anc wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

In answer to the question posed by this thread and in view of all the comments posted …… it looks as thought it’s just you Susie.

Oh boy! How wrong can some people be ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erm technically, he’s right. Everyone has commiserated with Susie on her horrid day, but nobody has said…. God…

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@minim wrote:

I don’t know.. they are all fingers and thumbs!

unfunny.

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@minim wrote:

Nothing they are too busy beating around the bush and hedging their bets.

No minim, that’s Agnostics. Atheists are quite definite in their lack of belief in God.

Well I must be an atheist then because in the throws of passion i don’t say Oh God, Oh God, Oh God……

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@minim wrote:

I’ll help too

I will get as many friends as possible to add their names. Only thing i’m not sure of is using real names in this environment. What about a facebook instead. We could set up a facebook account maybe, then it will get thousands of people joining.

We just need to make it a strongly and clearly worded…

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@minim wrote:

I agree cath, life should mean life… no release for good behaviour, no putting them in open prisons so they can escape…. in prison until they die.

But….. we need a petition or something that we can sign and not something that is emailed round the world forever, a proper one that someone can print out and send in to the Prime…

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@minim wrote:

erm.. cath, bambi isn’t real

:D actually, bambi might be as real as Jesus

*waits to be struck down by bambi’s dad*

bambi’s not real? noooooooooooooooooo *sobs* :wink:

@minim wrote:

Happy Christmas Cas xxx

*wanders off singing White Christmas*

Same to you Mims xxx

*sings ‘Frosty the Snowman* :lol:

@minim wrote:

Isn’t Black Christmas a horror movie?

dunno mims, i never watch anything scarier than bambi…….ok ok, the bit where his mum goes into the meadow? now u tell me that aint scary :oops: :wink: