minim

@minim wrote:

heheh hello pip, Happy Christmas to you……….as for the rest… Bah Humbug.

:wink:

blackcurrant & liquorice for me 8)

@minim wrote:

ice

:) and………sore bottoms

and relief

ok so that is more than one word, but hey i have almost a whole year’s supply of words to get through in less than 2 weeks.

JUST you dare !!!! My noodles were innocent !

droll.

@minim wrote:

I thought it might have been a Temple, something from the ancient wonders of the world, but was going to say King Herod’s temple.

Clever stuff :)

An awful lot of Masonic ‘ritual’ is constructed around the building of King Solomon’s temple. The more ‘traditional’ (i.e. elderly) Masons take this stuff literally. the more enlightened…[Read more]

@minim wrote:

The man is obviously a nutter. Completely barking mad. And dangerous.

Undeniably.

Thankfully, there’s also a whole list of very good reasons for why the reporter shouldn’t have ‘stomped his head in’.

@minim wrote:

Nope don’t know it

But, in the papers today was a story about the police paying a fortune to a medium to help them solve a murder. The psychic led them a merry dance insisting that the person had been force fed petrol etc and even gave them a name of the murderer. But.. it was a complete hoax. The person hadn’t even been…

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@minim wrote:

The Angel Gabriel cannot write.. he has to get other people to write stuff down! Don’t you know your religious texts?

Uriel writes them for him.. everyone knows that

@minim wrote:

tweedledum and tweedledee

do you mean welshy and annette

@minim wrote:

Pete, here’s a tip for you.. if the Angel Gabriel should come to you and give you a message… stick your fingers in your ears and hum very loudly so you cannot hear it.

We have enough religious groups already in this world without some starting a new one that involves Dimes.

:D

I like Dime bars !!!

@minim wrote:

I read today that he was in an unusual prayer like position when he was found.

What the hell can someone be doing in a prayer like pose, and then die from doing whatever it was?

Presumably, he was kneeling on the floor, with his hands close together as if cupping something.

How very odd.

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@minim wrote:

Kent and Susie can take over whatever they like as far as I am concerned!!!

who the hell is Jim?

who gives a flying monkeys minim . . I’m just having a laugh passing my time off sick with some friends 8)

@minim wrote:

My New Year’s resolution was to clear the decks. A mate at work refers to it as cutting the deadwood.

I felt wonderful afterward. It was overdue and very liberating.

The feeling is still with me, so if that counts as a resolution, then I am doing well.

Well done matey xx

@minim wrote:

No, they had ordered a chicken korma, but the deliveries were mixed up.

You mean to tell me that someone somewhere actually rung up the hospital asking for a baby to be delivered to their house? :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

@minim wrote:

Actually DOA I don’t think they could stop the rot, it had gone too far. Also, at that time wasn’t Tony Blair trying to cover his proverbial behind? He wasn’t going to go out with that kind of thing blackening his “blameless” (ho ho) political career, now was he.

and thats why i kinda feel a wee bit sorry for gordon…

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@minim wrote:

Actually DOA I don’t think they could stop the rot, it had gone too far. Also, at that time wasn’t Tony Blair trying to cover his proverbial behind? He wasn’t going to go out with that kind of thing blackening his “blameless” (ho ho) political career, now was he.

and thats why i kinda feel a wee bit sorry for gordon Brown.. he has…[Read more]

@minim wrote:

Subtitled….”the creature from the black lagoon”.

As large numbers of JC regulars have already decided that I have had intimate carnal knowledge of a certain person you all love to hate, I have decided to go and find out what all the flipping fuss is about.. and I’m going this weekend.

I have had a new hairdo, complete with beads,…

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@minim wrote:

There is no substitute for a banana.

truly, words to be engraved upon a slab of stone.

x

@minim wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

merry xmas ya ass thank god its our last……wind up merchants starting shyte in rooms

Don’t forget the bananas.

Was a spurned lover once. Hard to believe I know…….I was a strapping young ziggysoon at the time let me tell you, I’ll show you my likeness any day. For her love I prowled the city walls, with the…[Read more]

@Obtuse wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@minim wrote:

I am.

You are.

she is an old slut on junk

Oi.. less of the junk!

@minim wrote:

I am.

You are.

@minim wrote:

So it was shame that made him do it? He didn’t want them finding out what kind of fake he really was. The act of a coward then.

I could understand it if he was derranged with grief etc., but this sounds cold and calculating.

Not to me it doesn’t..more the act of of someone trapped and despairing, and as PB intimated, someone who…[Read more]