mischievous

I have no idea what you are talking about, but… I watched an amazing movie last night, Crazy, Stupid, Love, Steve Carrel, fucking brilliant xx

I feel like crying :(

Amen…

Why was my girlfriend alone, why did the farmer leave his gate open that night, it’s now 4am, driving to work, there is a horse stood alone on a road, alone, weather permits, give us fog as that will un-focus us all, thank you Lord.. Let the love of my life drive into you, hit the horse she did, join the car, and die with us…

Thank you..

If it helps your mind you should take a break… Enjoy xmas and new year and come back 2018 

Same as GE, salad cream with mashed boiled eggs is nice, tastier and a better alternative to using butter.

Never met a normal person.

Hiccup

Staggers around falls over laughs gets up giggles with make up all over face farts giggles again

Best go have lie down I’m wasted again

Hiccup

Salad cream on porridge?

How grotty sounding can’t eat oats anyway lol

That sounds lovely. I love sausage dipped in vinegar I actually really love the taste of vinegar.

Some people put mayonnaise in mashed potato sounds horrible.

Damn this wind, bluddy hats gone again.

I’d go and get it but I’ve had 4 litre bottles of vodka already this morning on my cereal and I can hardly stand let alone get me hat back.

Dipsy hat go bye bye

Well of course I will marry you x

I’m green,  my hat keeps blowing away and apparently I’m drunk all the time. I have also been accused of being a troll by an actual troll.

Got to love JC

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Don’t be too hasty newbie give it some time x

Nope literally did not understand one word of that.

Saucepan, tea pot, bank loan, fridge magnet, jesus where is my spanner.

And that sentence i just typed made more sense to me that what you just posted, purely cos I write poetry.

Give it up cos no one cares but you.

Snore, yawn, sigh.

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