mischievous

I tell you what if I ever went to somebodys house,and used their loo.and the toilet roll was back to front,it wouldn’t be by the time I flushed the chain.

oops yeh I forgot to ask anybody seen a funnier avvy?

Water marks on Shower glass, Grrrrrrrrr…… if i have friends to stay, there’s a flipping squeegee in the shower USE IT! there is shower shine spray, USE IT!

Men! socks with sandals, NO!! ffs!!!! don’t care how hairy your toes are! don’t do it!

knuckle cracking! urgh……. least said soonest mended

aaah its laine //sighs…get a grip “mate” its called parodism //”luv”

I’ll dismiss the fact you’ve insulted me……… being a southerner, yes i do like gravy on chips “Mate”.

no im not a wannabe northerner i don’t understand why they think speaking properly is something to be mocked.

yeh that is really me on the link the girl to the right of me is called direct Debbie that was ages ago I was a right porkie then and a bit of a stonehead but im not now. in fact the macc lads wrote a song about me called you fat barstard,sighs lol,yeh its on yuey

ps this thread is dedicated to a member of the macc lads band who has sadly passed away recently,ive gigged with them,rum set of lads lol

you will find many of thir stuff on you tube,beer and sex and chips and gravy

my favourite song of them oh theres so many I wont say blackpool song cos you might think im biased,so I will go for fluffy pup.

if you read the thread correctly,i never said I was a two incher,most regs  know im 9 and a quarter

pardon me for putting a thread you dummards

just read it in your own way,youre trying to make swear arnchnt you?

WELL I don’t swear on my own threads,never have done

and you lie on your pillows sobbing ,no way can I put up with this,he wont make me cum in a million years,so you get in the car,yer families waving you off,confetti in your hair,yer husband leering at you like pierce out of emmy and youre thinking what the fuck have I done?

I don’t often do threads these days

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Me on my 60th Birthday

Me on my 60th Birthday

Meet Mr Tibbs and his Mummy xx

Meet Mr Tibbs and his Mummy xx