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@Nemesis wrote:

I am strong :)

You can get deoderant for that.

Only kidding!

:lol:

incommunicado

@momentaryloss wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

‘ Walked the dog ‘ . . . . ‘ Fed the cat ‘ . . . . wooopz, thought I was on facebook :? :roll:

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Ooops so did I.

:shock:

For the avoidance of doubt, I don’t use Facebook – boring people to death on here is quite enough.

:lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

‘ Walked the dog ‘ . . . . ‘ Fed the cat ‘ . . . . wooopz, thought I was on facebook :? :roll:

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Ooops so did I.

:shock:

*stretches and yawns*

Work ! ? !

:(

@kent f OBE wrote:

You know what they say….Better out than In :lol:

Hate to lower the tone of the thread but should that not be “Better in then out then in again”?

Can I just confirm that I love all of you – and for a small price I can big each and every one of you up in a discreet way on any board or social networking site. Who says being…[Read more]

@YourChoice wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

“momes” how cute :-…

I do my best in a non-violent, non-aggressive way.

:P :wink:

Is that something like this :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e8jUXGvQCI

Nah – I’m just all love and kindness.

8)

@Taffyfish wrote:

I received this joke by text this morn and thought it was very funny….

A woman answers the phone one night and a pervert breathes down the line “Have you got a tight, bald c**t?” The woman replies “Yes hes on the sofa, do you want to speak to him?”! LOL
=D> :lol: :lol: =D>

Like it.

:lol:

@eve wrote:

Have you heard about the generous , sensitive, romantic, kind hearted man?

Hes a rumour.

8)

He had it beaten out of him.

Oh no – he actually quite liked that.

:shock:

@jen_jen wrote:

I am so fed up with all the bitching and backbiting I could scream.

Adults….where?

Too true.

Very pleased to be back after a couple of months, but then remembered why I love and hate this place in equal measure.

Would a little bit of live and let live kill some people?

@kent f OBE wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

The boards seem full of innuendo’s and quips about arseholes this morning You wont get none of that from me.

*passes the KY around* :-

Takes the KY and passes it discreetly to Momes (as he’s affectionately know now) :lol:

Went to sleep and missed some posts.

Thanks for the new name – and for exposing my ars…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

Sorry Momes :lol: (tmi @ arsehole tendencies :shock: )

What!?

Mmmmmm.

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

:lol:

@minim wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@minim wrote:

I think this is a step too far. Children have brilliant imaginations and can PRETEND they are breastfeeding if they want to mimic mum. We already have pooing and weeing babies, and ones that you can bottle feed. Why do we really need one that mimics breast…

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@momentaryloss wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@minim wrote:

I think this is a step too far. Children have brilliant imaginations and can PRETEND they are breastfeeding if they want to mimic mum. We already have pooing and weeing babies, and ones that you can bottle feed. Why do we really need one that mimics breast feeding too?

The nightmare visions of…

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@rubyred wrote:

@minim wrote:

I think this is a step too far. Children have brilliant imaginations and can PRETEND they are breastfeeding if they want to mimic mum. We already have pooing and weeing babies, and ones that you can bottle feed. Why do we really need one that mimics breast feeding too?

The nightmare visions of “whatever next” rush…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

I remember the spaghetti tree one… did you know spaghetti grows on trees?

:P :? :P

Are you referring to the failure of the spaghetti harvest story on Nationwide in the 70s?

That’s really showing your age!

:lol:

Flipping heck – cool it kids – there’s old people around.

:lol:

It’s all just a bit disturbing.

If a kid wants to copy something fine but you don’t have to give them a special toy so that they can turn the activity into a fetish. Nothing wrong with breast feeding (or indeed being obsessed with breasts and having fun with them!) but taking it that far for such young kids is a bit much. Let them develop their…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

Looking forward to my next tattoo……….had the consultation…now just waiting for a cancellation because they are so busy………hopefully I won’t wimp out again like last year. :lol:

Next tattoo? You are a dark horse.

You’re a braver woman than me (well you know what I mean – I’m not a woman, most of the time…[Read more]