momentaryloss

Well b*gger me with a bog brush.

A few days away from the Boards and ol Tel has declared war on everybody.

Gotta say, if you were attempting to win the “Best Troll of 2012” award, you are going good guns Tel.

It’s not the views – it’s your complete intolerance of everybody else, and your unfailing ability to sink to personal insult so very…[Read more]

Maybe I’m just a dewy eyed optimist but I like to give everybody the benefit of doubt to begin with.

:?

I watched it weeks ago, and the original where he sings with one of the girls from the video Terry posted, and the translation, and the Guardian article explaining its significance, and other articles explaining how it is a parody about the richest part of Seoul.

And, even worse, I danced to it a couple of weeks ago at a party.

I’m not down with…[Read more]

She suits red!

:lol:

@SimplySu wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

Sorry said I wouldn’t post on this thread but I was promoting strong women and female comedy.

:D

haHA! Gotcha!

We will lure you all across, in the end.

:roll: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@rusty trawler wrote:

Doesn’t sound too appealing now, does it? Now let’s add a little bit more drama and think what would happen, heaven forbid, should someone drop the bar of soap.

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You have experience of these things?

:shock:

personally I’ve never dropped the soap :lol:

Sorry said I wouldn’t post on this thread but I was promoting strong women and female comedy.

:D

@toybulldog wrote:

. . . . . . . . . . I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don’t know. . . . . . buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better . . . . . it just does.

Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I’ll break up with someone on purpose.

.

:-k

Rita Rudner, one of my favourite comediennes. Out there when long before it was hip to…[Read more]

I think we should install a turkish bath and a steam room.

I could do with one right now.

:?

children

@kent f OBE wrote:

Think I will type in bold just for the hell of it

*sits in Mr Pepps chair and files nails*

Ooo, you devil you!

:P

@panda12 wrote:

It’s ok. They’re safer than her little finger. :P

That’s true.

:lol:

@panda12 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

That’s nothing I had to watch a three hour movie, sign up for a subscription to Which? and have a conversation with some woman I vaguely knew from the Boards.

Was it worth it?

Hell yes…………………………………I always wanted a subscription for Which? !

:) :)…

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Now that the thread has returned to its role of a proper ladies theme, I will withdraw and read from a distance (of around 12 inches from my screen).

Ladies – I hope you enjoy your thread.

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That’s nothing I had to watch a three hour movie, sign up for a subscription to Which? and have a conversation with some woman I vaguely knew from the Boards.

Was it worth it?

Hell yes…………………………………I always wanted a subscription for Which? !

:) :) :)

* raises head and then falls asleep again in armchair

@kent f OBE wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

yerrrrr, bring it on, Kenty, not so brave now hey?!!

Ooooo soo brave!

*kicks off 6 inch heels, takes off short skirt..unbuttons crispy white blouse…places glasses safely on the side and puts on Tae Kwon Do suit*

You know how to get a boy going!

*irons Batman costume

:shock:

Is it bad that I don’t have a thought every day?

:(

@(f)politics? wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

Morning.

Gotta get home – that men’s club was wild last night.

Sure some of the guys had breasts though, and were drinking girlie drinks.

No matter.

:?

shhhh 8)

You mean you’re not a bloke?

#-o

The above post was a joke and no offence was intended to anyone having a hard time, and needing professional support.

The bit about my Dad being dead wasn’t a joke though.

Or the bit about his being dead making him useless in a fight. That’s true as well.

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