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@taffyfish wrote:
@momentaryloss wrote:
Someone asking me to make a sound like an angry dog……..
Hmmmm….them voices in your head again mom????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehe.
No – an angry dog says ggrrr so if someone asks me to make a sound……..
You get the picture. It was a bad joke.
That’s what the voices said anyway.
:lol:
There were once two big towers in New York. Two planes were deliberately flown into them with the aim of causing maximum loss of life. The big questions here are the obvious ones.
How did the West, and the United States in particular, manage to contribute to people feeling so desperate as to resort to actions that even to Muslims could not be justified as a jihad?
Is Western intervention in other countries with the explicit aim of teaching them a lesson or changing their regime, really anything other than terrorism? (What if Iran bombed London for that purpose? Oh I get it – that’s terrorism.)
Did the US reaction to this make the situation better or worse?
Why have so many people died, yet so little US effort has gone into solving the issue of the displaced people of Palestine? (Is that worth “good relations” with Israel?)
Why did buildings like this collapse in this way under this sort of stress and can we stop it happening again?
Is the concept of a war against terror helpful?
Why do some young British Muslims, third and fourth generation, with mainly English accents, whose parents are largely pacifist, well educated and integrated into British society, choose a radicalised identity and murder, which their families believe is damaging to their own culture, and contrary to their religion?
Why all the hate and what are we going to do in our own lives to stop it?
There are enough serious scandals, mysteries and controversies here, without a range of conspiracy theories. There were loads of failures in the authorities in many countries around the world to play their part to stop all of this. Major lessons need to be learned and have not.
And there was a conspiracy – to learn how to fly planes, get round airport security and kill lots of people.
It worked.
How did a potentially positive thread about who you would like to meet become who you love to hit or hate?
I’d love to see any of you, as long as nobody ends up making threats or smacking each other. How’s about being man enough not to hit someone?
Who cares about the fact that people are knobheads? That happens in “real” life too.
How about…….?
The complete commercial mind fuck. The fact that searching is all about buying these days. The commodification of our personalities online. The fact that people make millions out of getting people to revealing their personal life and then advertising to everyone that reads it. The fact that every key stroke is monitored.
George Orwell was right. 1984 was spot on. Big Brother is here and now.
:?
@taffyfish wrote:
@tatler wrote:
ALTOIDS MINTS AND ORAL SEX . An urban legend ?
Had the most interesting conversation with the top sales weasel at our company today. She came into my office and noticed I had a box of Altoids on my desk.
(Have you had them? They are these obnoxiously strong peppermints made in England.) As soon as she saw them, she burst into laughter. Turns out she had recently had an affair with a guy who called her and left her an incredibly steamy voice mail message after an encounter. He went on and on about what a blow job goddess she was, how amazing she was, how he’d never be the same, etc. She was kind of puzzled, thinking: what did I do to this guy that was so different from my regular technique
She finally figured it out: she’s a smoker, and before getting intimate with him, she had gone to the bathroom to “freshen up.” Not having a toothbrush, she crunched on about four Altoids and then got busy. Apparently things went amazingly.So she passed this little tidbit on to another female sales weasel, who immediately tried it out on *her* fiance. Apparently this guy has never, ever been into oral sex, but liked the mint sensation so much that he asked her to stop and chew another Altoid mid-blow job. He is now a fellatio gourmand
This news has been going around our office. Having a box of Altoids on your desk is now like being part of the Secret Blowjob Goddess Society. It’s the equivalent of having the hottest car or coolest computer. News spread like crazy among the females, who all went out at lunch to Walgreens to buy a box of Altoids (about $2 for 100 or so), and their partners across the city tonight are getting one hell of a corporate blow job. As far as company-wide morale boosting events, it doesn’t get much better.
Some of the men found out, too — they went out after work to buy them for their wives. They strategized on how to get their wives to eat them.
This is no Urban Legend!! So im told!! :oops: LOL.
It’s not Altoids. It’s your smoulering personality, sensitivity to a man’s needs and fantastic technique that does it.
Well, so I’ve been told anyway.
:lol:
Well, you know life or death – well it’s more serious than that.
The Boards are a micorcosm of the battle between kindness and cruelty, diversity and uniformity, nay even good and evil itself.
The devil treads the Boards these days in cyber form, sucking the life blood from our children. There is danger and perversity at every turn and our very souls are not safe.
Be very afraid my little one – the dark is coming.
:twisted:
As someone else said – just bit of a laugh really, nothing too important. Be a dear and put the tea on luv?
Mwah ha ha ha ha.
:lol: :x :evil: :twisted:
Shade
Loads of people on here work. Some don’t, but those of us who use the place cannot complain if people with time on their hands spend longer on here than we do.
@taffyfish wrote:
A dominant man!!
:D :shock: :oops: :DCould be.
Or is it the other way round – a fighting man subdued by Kenty’s natural assertiveness?
Or maybe it’s a good friend from Milton Keynes!
:lol:
Kenty – international woman of intrigue and mystery.
I do her publicity of course. And before you ask – I get paid. I’ve got standards too!
@tom wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
Inspired By Suzie – Created By WooHoo..
Justchat Productions Presents;
THE HURT AND OFFENDED CORNER THREAD
This is the place to be when you’re hurt and offended.. Either by someone in the real world, or by someone on-line! 8)
Pour Your Heart Out..
I was hurt that time you replaced by anal lube with deep heat mixed with vinegar. It hurt me a lot! I wasn’t offended though, after the first few jabs to the back of my kidneys it actually felt quite nice.
Is this helping your political career?
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