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@kent f OBE wrote:

I’m sure it will get better when I get home and sleep off my hangover :?

Poor you.

I was drinking last night but no hangover. And I am looking forward to a hot bath.

I’ll bring you a parecetemol and a cup of tea if it would help.

:)

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bath.

Long slow luxurious bath. Anyone fancy joining me? In the privacy of your own home of course.

OK, enough nagging, you can come over here, but I’ll be wearing my swimming trunks.

:D

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@sublime wrote:

When in doubt go back to your gut instincts and trust the very first thing it tells you

Kill everyone in the whole world and then have a life size doll’s tea party?

Well I’m sorry if you think I’m weird but I aint doing that.

It’s better to go with you third thought, the one fuelled by remose, after the guilt and disgust of the second thought, prompted by thinking the first one.

Oh stuff it – watch out world. I’m armed with a cocktail stick.

:?

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Toast

Come on now – it’s an action as well as a twice cooked bread!

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complicated

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simple

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@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:

Having seen the women of Just Chat tear into you i couldn’t help feel for you so brother to brother i offered my assistance. Sadly i posted it just as the guide deleted it but as this topic is one of genuine help i hope it can stay.

I trawled through the internet to find you an item that will be of great use the next time you talk with the ladies. Not just keeping with the theme of your username but also covering up your small flaw(s). This item will create an air of mystery and make people take you more seriously, allowing the conversation to go on further than the usual “lololololol” you likely recieve.

I bring you…

Nice ears

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kissing.

(See the kissing thread)

:lol:

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@annette-curtain wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Awwww tinks….go on, pucker up :wink:

Tut Jen … I did ask you not to share my photo with anyone :evil: :lol:

Never considered kissing you Net but with having seen your picture . . . .

I suppose the other question about kissing the next poster is where? That could change everything!

:P

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@will wrote:

I WAS DRUNK MELISSA I SWEAR TO GOD. :lol:

btw fck me u were good. :lol: :lol:

Thanks Will. You weren’t too bad yourself – cheeky boy. My reputation grows.

It’s OK Melissa – he didn’t inhale.

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