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    Morticia replied to the topic Hmmm … in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago

    @sunny wrote:

    Duno but she has a lovely pair of puppies :D

    LMFAO !!!!!!!!!! OH SUNNY !!!!!!!! xoxoxo

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    Morticia replied to the topic Boots Hair Straightening kit in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago

    I straghtened my hair many moons ago (after I had a really dodgy perm…don’t ask!)……….so can’t vouch for the Boots one.

    But basically it’s the same process/chemicals as a perm just not using little rollers to get the curl…………

    Depends on whether you want to use the product just the once or will continue??? If it will be an ongoing…[Read more]

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    Morticia replied to the topic What’s all the fuss about in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago

    oooh well hang on I need to correct this…………..

    Back to Black (the single) is quite good.
    The rest of the album is average (at best)
    Obviously all in my humble opinion……

    And there are better singers out there……………

    (I like to step over that line occassionally………… :wink: )

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    Morticia replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 17 years, 8 months ago

    @*Sian wrote:

    PLentiful amounts of hokey pokey in my cottage cheese butt 8) :lol:

    :shock:

    LMFAO…….there are some ripe images going through my mind right now………… :shock: :shock: :shock:

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    Morticia replied to the topic Man head butted on Jeremy Kyle show in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago

    @alan snowman wrote:

    thats disappointing why didnt he head butt jeremy kyle too


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I’m soo going with that option……….someone really needs to butt that sanctamonious tw@t – he’s no better than the chavs he has on his program.
    :lol:

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    Morticia replied to the topic What’s all the fuss about in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago

    I thought I was being polite…………… :lol:

    Sorry but I just don’t seem to hear what the mass population does with Amy Crackhouse.

    Gotta agree with My Immortal every time – it sounds pretty darn perfect to my (possibly dodgy) ears.

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    Morticia replied to the topic Microsoft Office 2007 – System resource gobbler ??? in the board Technical Q&A 17 years, 8 months ago

    Irrelevant of the speed – doesn’t anyone else find the interface on Word/Excel 2007 just a pain in the butt??? And then why are other programs like Publisher have the normal 2003 interface/toolbars???

    Isn’t it supposed to be designed to make life easier????

    pah!

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    Morticia replied to the topic What’s all the fuss about in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 8 months ago

    mmmm well I gotta say that the single Back to Black is quite good….but her voice is like a grating nail down a chalk board to me……and quite frankly she looks like sh’te at the moment – even making Britney look positively happy and content………… :?

    Does that mean I need to check my hearing??? Is my old age catching up on me??? And…[Read more]

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    Morticia replied to the topic sunny………….. in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    a big mwaaah *with tongues* to Oss xoxox :D

    Sunnyyyyyyyyyyyy you want to try the sideways thing with a spoon then? :wink: I’m willing to pop over to see ya and give it a go!

    Good to see some lovely familiar faces on here !!!!

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    Morticia replied to the topic sunny………….. in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 11 months ago

    Does that mean I’m too late to give Suns the kiss of life????????????? :?

    Yeah, like hell – you stay there gal, I’m coming to save ya !!!!!

    :D

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    Morticia replied to the topic Wait for a hello!!!! in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    hmmm yes I think I vaguely remember that name…………..
    :-k

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    Morticia replied to the topic Try this… "…… was arrested for…" in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    Morticia, was arrested for possessing 19 rocks of crack cocaine at 1 am in the alley off the 900 block of Fruit . “Count them Rocks Beeyotch!!!”

    Actually put in my real name cos Morticia ain’t been arrested for anything……….yet

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    Morticia replied to the topic GET WELL SOON in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    Awww SUNNNYYYYYYYYY !!!

    Glad you are okay – now you just relax and lie down and let Aunty Morty be on top oops, sorry, do the hard work for a while :wink:

    xoxoxoxoxo

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    Morticia replied to the topic Who REALLY hates friends??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 6 months ago

    I hate most people…………

    does that count ? :?

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    Morticia replied to the topic Why? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 6 months ago

    @Rainbowbrite wrote:

    @Morticia wrote:

    Rainbowbrite is a professional stalker you know.

    She’s not cheap….oh okay she is: a packet of chewits and a selection of mini vodka bottles and she’ll stalk you for a week.

    (personally I feel I have received my monies worth on may ocassion………….. :wink: )

    I’m yours. :wink:

    Bargain ! :mrgreen:

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    Morticia replied to the topic Why? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 6 months ago

    Doh ! #-o And Strawberry ones are by far my favourites

    (don’t worry though I put 7Up in one of the vodka bottles…………….I couldn’t help it I just don’t give vodka away that often !)

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    Morticia replied to the topic Why? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 6 months ago

    Rainbowbrite is a professional stalker you know.

    She’s not cheap….oh okay she is: a packet of chewits and a selection of mini vodka bottles and she’ll stalk you for a week.

    (personally I feel I have received my monies worth on may ocassion………….. :wink: )

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    Morticia replied to the topic HOW WILL I DIE…..? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 6 months ago

    You will die at the age of 63

    You will die in a freak accident with a stripper pole.

    Just the way I always wanted………………………

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    Morticia replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 7 months ago

    My Chemical Romance.
    Welcome to the Black Parade.

    I am so not fed up with this yet. Nice and loud, niiiice and loud……….

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    Morticia replied to the topic Bloody manufacturers!! in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 7 months ago

    @AbitofMary_J wrote:

    what happened to 50p an apple an orange and if ur lucky a stick of candy..!!

    LOL – kids are just don’t know how good they’ve got it eh ????

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