Morticia

@angel* wrote:

@PATS wrote:

gets ring out.changes into spangly bikin.an squares up to angel………….. :wink:

*backs away from PATS’ ring* :shock:

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

And LMFAO @ P’ssing in the Radox !!!

=D> Congratulations madam for some very fine posts tonight.

@angel* wrote:

way heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

we’re havin a gangbang, we’re avin a ball :D/

*struts in……opens voddy…….sticks on the tunes……dances round handbag……flashes tits and sits on sunnys face* :lol: :lol:

All in one smooooth move.

You’ve done this before haven’t you angel ????? :lol:

@sunny wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

I tell you what, right now there is a lot of girly loving going on.

If that ain’t a cue for an all-girl love-in then I don’t know what is.

:D :D

morty ffs iv waited a long tme for that kind of invite lol

mmmm mortys and dawny and angel x x x x x x

You waited for an invite ?? hell, this is in YOUR honour !!!!!!!!…[Read more]

Breathing is always a good start.

Oh and he has to have met the chuckle brothers as least once……………….

I tell you what, right now there is a lot of girly loving going on.

If that ain’t a cue for an all-girl love-in then I don’t know what is.

:D :D

awwwww well sometimes thinking about it is just as sweet as actually doing it. And people will wonder why you’re walking around with a smile on your face………….. :D

(((((((MISHdawnyETTE))))))))

@*Dawny* wrote:

but i think im so low at the mo that is all gettin to me :?

How low are you ?? low enough to limbo ??? yeeeehaaaaa…….while your down there chick pass over another voddy – meet you in the gutter in 10 mins……….I’m just rolling over there now [too low to limbo now] :wink:

Anyhooo, people piss me off all the time – but…[Read more]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@GEMZ wrote:

they have big willies lol

dont believe that for a sec hun, my ex fiance was size 13, means f00k all :lol:

That’s because men confuse inches with centimetres………………

I don’t understand what the fuss is about whether Emma is a teacher or not and whether it comes across [oeerr] on her posts.

I have to create and write up bloody crap procedures on a weekly basis [the long booooring types] but I’ll be damned if I use those flaming long words on posts and I sure as hell don’t worry about my spelling. When I send…[Read more]

*sigh*

Oh I am glad PB is back to his normal sarcy self.

Really.

@Squeezy wrote:

Maybe he couldn’t be @rsed typing….. :?

Or he couldn’t think of anything sarcastic enough in reply…. :wink: :lol:

PB lost for words ?? heaven forbid !!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@GEMZ wrote:

lol soulie

you can get on my tits if ya like, they’re certainly big enough :shock: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

hmmm PB using smilies ?????????

PB doesn’t normally use smilies, does he ???????

hmmmmmmmmmmm :-k

*imagines Will in a rather splendid pair of gold MC Hammer Balloon Pants*

:shock:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

Do you think it shows our age by getting that joke ??????? :?

Hang on!! I get that one too! :shock: :o

YOU’RE OLD !!!!!!!!!!!

Or,

You must have heard your Aunty Morty Hammertiming it……………you can’t touch this !

@Giggles wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HILARIOUS !!!!

that one had me in stitches too :lol:

Do you think it shows our age by getting that joke ??????? :?

@Giggles wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HILARIOUS !!!!

@Giggles wrote:

aman who is doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors embedded deep into his temple and a cricket stump shoved up his ar*e.

This isn’t exclusive to certain times of the month. I prefer most men that way 99% of the time.

8) :twisted: :lol:

Simon suggested Ares, Fast.

http://aresgalaxy.sourceforge.net/

I use Ares and Limewire.

http://www.limewire.com/english/content/home.shtml

Both are okay and I used to use Shareaza which was great but lately I’ve struggled to get on network.

http://shareaza.sourceforge.net/

Dizzyyyyyyyy It wasn’t me I wasn’t there ! honest ! :?

Apparantley.

:lol:

And Stevenage, do you think the bigger the picture shown, the more attention seeking one is ????

Naaah that ain’t attention seeking.

Getting ya tits out and wobbling em about for all to see is attention seeking.

Apparantley. :?