Morticia

……….damn my meals on wheels is late today……..

i’m starrrrving……………… :P

*pokes GB with walking stick*

*falls over*

Obviously one only needs walkin stick when one is consuming vast quantities of vodka………….. :P

That’s it, obviously the poking stick isn’t enough……………….

………time to get out the walking stick………… :P

LOL Giggles, best poke her again just in case you did miss.

:lol:

Oh well, should have gone to Specsavers…………. :lol:

*poke*

I’ll let you know how it goes Giggletastic………I’m just starting it……………..

Best stock up on the vodka. 8)

@Kate wrote:

Your still young, if your still single at 35 then start to worry.

And what is wrong with being single at 35 ??????????? :twisted: :roll:

To be fair Squeezy this is now in the right forum, ie: “Jokes and Humourous Links”.

It’s fooking hilarious !!!!

@dee wrote:

I’m guessing what the link is as I’m at work and don’t feel I should open it :lol:

no no no dee – open it up – the front page is fine………………..

It looks like a rubber cup for vodka shots………………….

*gets out dart board for Beaty & Tempt*

Okay ladies, fire that sucker at the dartboard and watch it flyyyyyyyy

I’ll repeat what I said on the same thread that’s posted on Just Chat News.

“eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” :shock:

Me and my mate went to the London Dungeons years ago [ahem it was errrr at least 7 years ago so perhaps it’s changed].

Anyhoo, we just pished ourselves laffing – it was dire ! think of a cheap imitation [if there could be such a thing] of Madame Tuassards with pish poor quality dummies. LOL What a load shyte is was.

Hopefully it’s improved since then !

@Titania wrote:

sorry ive only just come across this thread :? so i will apologise if i rake up an old row.

being a parent of a child with adhd i can categorically state that it takes at least 2 to 3 years of visits to a psychiatrist, plus talks with the school and parents before they are even put on medication, and the medication isnt thrown at…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

But any old bugger can have kids. Shouldn’t basic parenting skills be taught in schools ? Not everyone is a natural parent.

Yeah great, encourage even more underaged kids to get knocked up by some chav who will dump them and leave them alone without a future.

We should be teaching kids how to keep their legs closed, not how…

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ooooooohhhhh fek !

LOL nice.

LOL @ Roger your Bottom ! :shock:

I knew it ! It’s the “Pretty Boy D” ! The boys love that !

I hate meeting people from my past – there is obviously a reason why they are in my past !

Now, regarding your hairdresser – did you split up with him ? If so, best not to remind him, he may give you a mohawk next time you go to get your hair cut……………………..

Excellent Robyn ! So if we take the word “pram” we can deduce that Mary was talking about her baby !

See how easy that was ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Naah Robyn ! You just need to pick out the key words – the rest of Mary’s posts are drivvle ! [but in a fantastically funny way !].

:D

@Robyn wrote:

Hey dawny! i coulda used you earlier to translate :D couldnt figure out what Mary was talkin bout!

LOL I wouldn’t worry about that Robyn, most of us don’t undertand Mary at the best of times………………. :lol:

Okay, my take:

To drive a car you have to take a driving test, you have to learn how to drive and learn the laws of the road.

But any old bugger can have kids. Shouldn’t basic parenting skills be taught in schools ? Not everyone is a natural parent.

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@Temptress wrote:

good ole mums eh :D

pml L plates on the pram, i can imagine yeah going along the road yer ass stuck out knocking lil ole ladies off the pavement like bowling pins shouting “well oot ma furkin way ye ole bintys”

Oooh we should also put on some “go-faster” stripes on the pram !

vrooom !

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lmfao@ morty brill transulation lol that spelt right..?? lol

LOL Mary, I only translated to posh English, but I’ll leave the translation to Scottish for you me’dear – I think you would best suited for that !
:D