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    Sian replied to the topic What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games 18 years, 2 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    @*Sian wrote:

    PLentiful amounts of hokey pokey in my cottage cheese butt 8) :lol:

    :shock:

    LMFAO…….there are some ripe images going through my mind right now………… :shock: :shock: :shock:

    It takes alsorts Morty :lol: How are you… aint seen you around for a longgg time??

    Rubes I prefer chives with a cherry on top! 8)

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    Oss replied to the topic sunny………….. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    @sunny wrote:

    @Oss wrote:

    @Morticia wrote:

    a big mwahh *with tongues* to Oss xoxox :D

    Sunnyyyyyyyyyyyy you want to try the sideways thing with a spoon then? :wink: I’m willing to pop over to see ya and give it a go!

    Good to see some lovely familiar faces on here !!!!

    With tongues Mmmmm, lovely to see ya about Morty darlin x

    OSS pi sss off…

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    geordiebird replied to the topic ive just had a crash in the board Off Topic Chat 19 years, 5 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    @geordiebird wrote:

    well i say a crash i mean a slight bump but still :(

    was in car park at a shop and i was on my way to the exit. this women in a very nice new mondeo starts to reverse into my pathway. she didnt see me and reversed right into the side of me!!!

    who is to blame?
    she says me coz i should have stopped when i saw…

    [Read more]

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    Beeker replied to the topic I NEED A HUG… in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 6 months ago

    @Gyps wrote:

    @Morticia wrote:

    @Gyps wrote:

    I really do….. :(

    Will a sh@g do ?????? :D

    You’ve pulled……. :wink:

    can I watch :wink: 8)

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    Squeezy replied to the topic who’s sh@gged who? in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 7 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    I haven’t sh@gged anyone on here, in no way shape or form.

    I’m a good girl me. 8)

    Wot Morty said 8) O:)

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    Squeezy replied to the topic Conquering fears in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 8 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    But my irrational fear of spiders ? Sorry ain’t ever gonna beat that one !

    Ditto here on that one :(

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    Mrs Clean replied to the topic Why………. ??? in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 8 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    @Mrs Clean wrote:

    …. Are there no black or white smarties, and yet there are brown ones ?

    how did they come to exist ? mmmmmmmh :-k

    Just for you !

    http://www.smarties.co.uk/bw/bw.html

    THANK YOU Morticia, this answer’s my question, I KNEW they had to exist somewhere :lol: :lol:

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    Giggles replied to the topic Fancy Dress Ideas purlease…. in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 9 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    Pink crop top….white skirt………..pink eye shadow, bright blue mascara…………

    Have I thought about it too much ??????????

    No one will recognise you !

    thats the burnley saturday night outfit ffs! :shock:

    I nearly had a fit in town today when I was faced with all the same fashions from two decades ago :roll:

    anyway…[Read more]

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    Morticia replied to the topic For the "Intellectuals" amongst us………. in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 9 months ago

    @Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

    @Morticia wrote:

    @Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

    @Morticia wrote:

    Most unwell. :cry:

    Vodka needed? :D
    Vodka overload? :(
    No vodka? :cry:

    NUMBER 3 *sob* :cry:

    You want me to leave a bottle on your step? :lol:

    :D Now you’re my kind of milkman !

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    Grim Reaper replied to the topic new car in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    Toytota Celice Jap Import………

    Oh hang on thats my car…………….. :lol: :wink: vrooooom !

    Good choice same as mine tho thinking of trading for a supra…

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    angel1 replied to the topic Whale in the Thames in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    The whale died.
    :cry:

    :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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    Made up name replied to the topic Find out how you’re going to die………. in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you’ve simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

    *sigh*

    Just how I want it to be :lol:

    :lol: lmao

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    Own Kah replied to the topic LOST in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    @Volksie wrote:

    Anyone got series 2 downloaded/copied they can pass on to me?

    Or where I can get it?

    Anyone got it from Soulseek?

    Shareaza or Limewire, Eps 1 to 10………………….but they are MPG or AVI files so can’t watch on DVD player, only on PC.

    [but works fine………..allegedly :? :lol: ].

    I can watch those files…[Read more]

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    Own Kah replied to the topic HELP!!! in the board Technical Q&A 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    Phew ! I was almost starting to think that the great Ka$h was losing his mojo ! :D

    :lol: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
    This is what started it:

    Microsoft Confirms WMF Vulnerability, Plans for Patch – 12/30/2005
    Microsoft has issued a Security Advisory (912840) concerning the recent
    WMF vulnerability exploit. Microsoft…
    [Read more]

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    Morticia replied to the topic CoolWebSearch: CWS.svchost32 in the board Technical Q&A 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

    Have you tried looking at page four in Useful Downloads? :roll:

    @Morticia wrote:

    I have run everything [and I mean everything] and have deleted the bugger, but everytime I reboot it’s there again. I have run CWShredder which finds it, removes it and again if I reboot it’s there again.

    Have run CWShredder, Adaware SE, Spybot…[Read more]

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    Own Kah replied to the topic CoolWebSearch: CWS.svchost32 in the board Technical Q&A 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    Any help is always gratefully received Mr Observer….. :D

    And I do agree with your opinion to a degree – I have quite a number of spyware/adware/malware removal programmes and each one finds something that the others don’t – so where does one stop ? which is the right one ? etc, etc.

    But I do think that Adware Spy is v.good -…

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    Squeezy replied to the topic Just like to say in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    Okay, eighties overload people……..top shows of the decade:

    3. The Cosby Show
    4. Cheers
    6. The Golden Girls
    10. Family Ties
    21. The A-Team
    23. Roseanne
    25. Kate & Allie
    31. The Wonder Years
    39. ALF
    49. Highway to Heaven

    Go on – admit to the ones you watched……………..

    ^^That’s the only ones I have seen, and a few of…[Read more]

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    angel replied to the topic Just like to say in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    aah yes Angel* – V – with Freddie Kruger [before he was Freddie Kruger].

    It was quite scary at times………… :shock:

    http://thevisitors.info/intro.html

    [Morty’s doing an “Ow£n” with these links – but only in the 80’s tv genre you understand……. :wink: ]

    OMG yeh, we were only saying tonite “how the fekk did he manage to…[Read more]

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    superanubistype replied to the topic Spyware – a useful resource. in the board Technical Q&A 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    Is that a one off reg code SuperA ????

    [nice to see you btw – long time no see – assuming you have a real life! xoxo]

    Yeah it’s a personal key Morticia say you wanted to activate this app you’d use morticia as the username and this license key 0000000001-5218444291 to unlock it.

    Been busy lately i still pop in every now and…[Read more]

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    sunny replied to the topic Happy New Year in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 11 months ago

    @Morticia wrote:

    Have a good un Ladies and Gents xoxoxo [and all those in between…………..]

    Ohhhhhhh Morty can i be a in betweeny pleaseeee please lol

    Hope 2006 brings you all the dreams you wish for xxxxx

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