Mr Fishy

bet youve just heard about it tommy you ultra stoned mongoose you

bet shes not even reading this i think shes being held hostage by some disgruntled ex jcer who she banned years ago

so im appealing to you dear hostage please let her go well i dont but fishys crying buckets aah

i bet its him innit he always said he fancied her dodgy fckr im also worried about roz hes had his eye on her as well please doa…[Read more]

i know youre completely incapable of doing boards le but surely you can use a phone

and postage stamps linds

ha that was funny i actually laughed for once i hope i havent cracked my face

anyway back off thread

1,so what did martin say at the group i dont know cos im not privvy to such illustrious parties

2,what were d

you doing skulking round amsterdam

Oh ps can we invìte moìst as weĺl

Ah funny you said that believe this or not it’s ùpto you but I was having a pint with Marty boĺox last night  I won’t do my usual stuff here’s how it went cos me and my phone hate each other. But suffice to say he’s not saying hes shutting the gaff he just wants more chat   hence just chàt oh he also said he wants more contribution from them mods…[Read more]

Yeh it’s a shame we all can’t be perfect like sir Andy of arsehole

Yeh yeh yeh Linda thanks but there’s no need to cancel the football was there. And coronation st completely ruined my weekend it as. What happened to good old Fashioned black arm bands.

Ah well at least her corgis won’t be acc anymoreused of pissing on the couch anymore

Linda I’m upset ring me not about you but Camilla the dog she be giving it large now. Oh look at me I’m a queen. Er no your not shut it you money grabbing slut

What about all those English idiot thugs erm fans I mean god save our gracious q erm I mean king

Beat me to it  but yes rip on a good note tho it’ll put Andy’s thread on the back burner thank fuck

Been keeping out of this so called thread I only read it cos of Linda insightful intelligent replies yet She can be hilarious without knowing she is bless her bobbysox.  Now while I’m in no doubt she has met trump Clinton and some others she told me ages ago   I got to thinking it doesn’t really happen here does it I can’t imagine me and Liz tr…[Read more]

Oh and ps Andy why don’t you get a job you idle twat and leave us a fuck alone.

Andy lol you sarcastic patronising got leave me alone I’ve got to see my grandkids at twelve I will deal with you later ok byeeep

I’ve got one of those Rosie luv they. Make lovely chips don’t they?

It’s too intelligent for me this all this political stuff so I’m leaving it I’m just happy doing me own threads so fck Andy on a brighter note Blackpool illuminations switch  on tonight I normally go with my  mate mardy but she can’t come today she’s hang on meant madamoiselle bastard phone but she died rip so I suppose it’s a good excuse innit