Mr Fishy

hmm 15 quid er might have a peep but then again its kenty innit might save me money buy a quarter of weed instead,its not that im against tits or braless women its just that i dont see the point in tits just like fat lumps hanging off your body fckn useless really they get in the way what you want what you really really want the magic beaver once…[Read more]

happened to me in the quiz answered the question then please dont report the same message well i cant say a wrong answer next time i looked ari 3 points etc

its bollox it boils my piss like scousers do no wonder i end up arguing with everybody and get banned,

i tell you what shes a really good boardie linda int she,shit at quizzes but hey you cant have it all,its come to my attention that she gets the same as me

as in

 

please dont repost the same message twice wtf is that all about?does anybody else get that? like im a parrot or summat it needs sorting out.

not just you linda sorry everybody.

nah i just made it up for a laugh linda trying to pretend im big and that im fck all really,just trying to cheer myself up,feel pretty down today, may i ask youse a question might be 2 or 3 tho

1,do you ever feel agrophobic?

2.claustrophobic?

3,anti social?

4,sociopath?

5,CBA with anybody as in fck off get out my face

6,which is a bit like 5…[Read more]

arite soms mate im not trying to trash yer thread i dont do shites like that,in facti like this thread as you know im a well travelled man merchant navy and all that palaver in fact again,can we mention names in this gaff? no ok fine no names then fair enough  i wont but belle/lupe told me she knows vicki hernandez is she winding me up try and…[Read more]

mmmm id love to rip that corset off you xx

im 83 was born in 1939 im a war baby my name is walter edward broadcock i didnt eat for 6 years rationing and all that well apart from the odd bit of wallpaper and cardboard my mam couldnt even breast feed me as she got her tits blown off in a bomb raid  near old trafford yeh ive had a bit of a hard life so what fck it but theres no way id date…[Read more]

Im not raking up auld news and that,and  I am very apologetic but alas im afraid to say well im not afraid fck dat,but I am the bearer of very bad sad tidings  break so before Idrop this shattering bombshell on youse,I just hope you are sitting comfortably not cosy no comfortably,i wouldnt want any of you lot snuggling up to me all cosied up w…[Read more]

we are just good friends thats all besides shes too young for me.

peach silk pjs you say? right thats itfront of the queue  no in fact dont bother im shutting the club me and you taxi home  NOW|

oh hi linda xx yeh i did have a good holiday ty,really hard work  walking round the corner but hey ho

no point going in the rags trophy room i dont need a esered threadbare carpet actually i went to blackpool and fore ye scoff saying why did you go on holiday in the town where you live you dickhead? well i will tell you why look at these positives

no airport queues

no travelling

no passport

thing is the part of blackpool i reside in is about…[Read more]

youse are expecting me to blurt it out where i went on holiday well im not going to do it unless asked its not all about me me me like some in here.

how come nobody asks me where i went on holiday?

do what i do

well somer its come to my attention that you are flying to canada this week for a well earned break enjoy ,i know i enjoyed my break when i went away recently i needed it.now i dont know if tarty no tits is aware you are going even tho they know everything about you    allegedly so they will have to find another victim,they might try to attack m…[Read more]

I would like to add my little thoughts on this terrible mass murder of little children .this killer was definitely odd but there are probably 20 other strange and odd  people in his town that never hurt anyone .An odd isolative personality but obviously took out his rage on those poor darling children .Im sure he had this planned but instead of…[Read more]

i dont get this thread me? yeh i know it started off with me  giving it large to somer but after about 3 pages id calmed down and said sorry,just a bit of bants bud

apology accepted

but what i didnt realise is the vitriol tween soms and tarty bollox

is there any history between these three,,yanno like proper hatred?