Mr Fishy

When u put it that way it sounds good

christ in a top hat look at the state of it fishy !!!!

its half a car where is the other half

hello dear fishy

so pleased to see you are worried that im not warm and toasty this winter .

All these new fangled devices look so complicated ill try stick to my open fire for as long as i can .Also i dont have 7 k to spare for a heating device .

Yes we are moving away from fossil fuels and oil but the government must think we have  money…[Read more]

I think you have a point there!

I used to quite a lot at this time of year but haven’t seen many at all for the last two years. However, I did see one at work a couple of months ago when a colleague freaked out as she has a phobia of them. I got a tissue and picked it up and released it near a pond.

The other night I was sitting out on my…[Read more]

HAAAAA there it is again.

Is it just me?  Something happens to my internal workings when Ge types ‘CRETIN’? O.K, so it’s not particularly sentient or personable but ya know!  CRETIN! See. It int the same when I type it.

fishy can be used as a knee board as well for people more energetic :)

How long does gagging go on for?

I gag when attempting to eat mushrooms.  Slimey little cups of torture they are.

I’m not laughing. No. Honestly.

After birthing particularly gigantic babies, my water parts are somewhat weakened. I must confess that I may have wee’d a tiny bit whilst reading this.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think perhaps we all have very different ideas of what flirting is then.  As if I can flirt.  Pah. Bah HUMBUG!

Firstly! Tree, you’re proper forrit cos you said it was going to get busier in here and it hasn’t.

Second, last time I put my picture up in here it was commented that my nose could poke the last pickle out of the pickle jar and furthermore, someone (you) said that in another photo I looked as if face down in category A drugs.

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I’d like to wager, this is the only photo of tree and speedos you’re gonna get!

There’ll be no need for that!  I’ve got you a pair for chrimbo!  Ha!