Mr Fishy

Quiz  shows esp deal or no deal

Its not really a quiz

Oh i know this is a red this I really think this a blue total bollox you know  fck all

Hang on I do like proper quizzes

So I will give you some classic answers that made me snortle

My mates who are too tight to pay a measly tenner to rejoin.

Women that say to me

I can read you like a book

No you can’t.

People who slam doors and punch walls.

Had 3o minutes of greensleeves last week on loudspeaker

I’ve got a cockatoo and they get angry

Started rattling the cage as if too say turn that barstard off

Ash I know what you mean moving on

Making a phone call and being put on hold having to listen to shit music

Proper winds me up

People who take their dog out for a walk and let it shit on the pavement and don’t pick it up(with a bag)

People who carry their mobiles in their hand like they are special

Just put in your pocket/bag you morons

Hi Kenty

WTF have I done now ?

I have heard some stressing news about you which I hope is not true you know I only want to see the best for you. If it is true I am truly sorry and only sending positive thoughts your way. I wish you all the very best and my thoughts are with you.

Ok thanks for clearing that up

There’s no wind on the moon how come the flags blowing?

I don’t normally do this son but lots of fckn laughs

Krakow

Hi k well I’m going to Polan.d. In August all being well.

Yeh like Martin would chat with me lol