Mrs Clean

@Gyps wrote:

I’ve never…

Used my rampant rabbit in the middle lane of a motorway.

8)

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

@crazy chick wrote:

awwwwww ((((((((((((((mrs clean))))))))))))) xoxoxox

ive never ………whipped anyone in my life :lol:

FANKS Crazy chick xxxxxx

@Squeezy wrote:

I find a figure of 8 with the tongue in that area does the trick :lol: :lol:

Very nimble tongue squeezy LOL – I might try that , although humming at the same time might be difficult?

@James Belfast wrote:

1. Open wide

2. Brace yourself…

Humming while in the acts is supposed to be very good – Mr Clean enjoyed it, up until the point when I was humming the theme to Coronation Street that is LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

@tiggy wrote:

Broken a bone… (Tho the fingers in the car door at the weekend came real close)… :roll:

Tiggy I shut 2 of my fingers in my car door on 24th January, I’m still having problems now, one of the nails is hanging off, I went to the doc’s today and he told me its infected so Im on anti-biotics now FFS, and it’s back in a bandage.…[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i’ve never had a clean room…..

wanna earn some extra cash mrs clean :P

OK Tommy, but I draw the line at picking up soiled pants and porno mags :lol: :lol: :lol:

well that’s 80% of the mess you won’t pick up then..!!!

LMAO :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i’ve never had a clean room…..

wanna earn some extra cash mrs clean :P

OK Tommy, but I draw the line at picking up soiled pants and porno mags :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ive never……….. had a vaginal birth………2 emergency c/sections

GRATEFUL

(for my youth, sanity and health)

@ugo wrote:

well excuse me lady`s ffs lol :lol:

Thank you Ugo, we may disagree, but you always respect me !

Ugo – you don’t have to be white to hate Bin Laden you know

Have you ever started one?

@Oss wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Mrs Clean you not each Chinese…?? half the time its debatable withers its chicken…!

Don’t get me wrong, Im not a vegetarian, (although I was for about 15 years) I do eat meat now and then, but my point was that horses are not just there to be either eaten or raced to death, animals can provide…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Mrs Clean you not each Chinese…?? half the time its debatable withers its chicken…!

Don’t get me wrong, Im not a vegetarian, (although I was for about 15 years) I do eat meat now and then, but my point was that horses are not just there to be either eaten or raced to death, animals can provide companionship and love.

@Soulie wrote:

we could say the same thing about pigs, sheep, lambs, cows… ect ect

we can’t eat horses (unless you are really hungry) so what other use are they to human nature?

not being cruel, just pointing out the facts here

So an animal is only useful if you can eat it? There is no other pleasure to be gained from them ? we might as…[Read more]

Las Vegas – stay at Ceasar’s Palace and fly over it in a helicopter at night, but don’t stay there too long, the ching ching of the one arm bandit’s drives you mad in the end !!!

@alan snowman wrote:

tell ur gf / bf ur goin on holiday for a week
then get another key cut
then give ur gf/bf ur old key so they think you cant get back in
then stay with a mate for the week
while goin back to your house while your gf/bf is at work and start moving stuff around
but buy a spy camera first so u can film your mischief
then wen ur…

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I think manners are highly important. I have bought my children up to always say please and thank you, and also to write out thank you notes for birthday/xmas presents received. I find it highly rude when you fork out money and time on buying gifts for people/kids etc and you don’t get a simple thank you in return , grrrrrrrrr !

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

Does anyone remember “Shine on Harvey Moon” ???

Great series that was

Shine On Harvey Moon

er…yeah Shine On Harvey Moon

CLEANING

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