Mrs_Teapot

Ha Ha! A whole new world on the politics of men’s loos for us females…. or is it?

I was in a bar in Harrogate with a group of friends recently i went to the loo in true traditional girly style with a friend… we girls go in two’s you know :D Anyway we were chatting so much we walked into the gents… :oops: :oops: :oops: so funny how many…[Read more]

People who betray confidences

You know the type… you tell them your most personal secrets because you trust them only to find out how wrong you were.

:evil: :evil: :evil:

Bridesmaid Dress Style 117

Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. :D

People who dont wash their hands after the loo…. it happens all the time in the ladies you see people leaving without washing their hands sometimes with kids in tow too :shock: ….. dread to think about the gents :shock:

They can all go in 101…. whith Chameleon :D

@a certain sadness wrote:

Three prisoners are brought into a separate jail cell with no one around them. The guard tells them that he has a bag containing 5 hats which 3 are green and the other two are red. He tells them that he is going to place a hat on each of their heads and the first prisoner to correctly tell the guard the colour of his hat…

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weekend :D

@anc wrote:

Reckon I’ve chosen! :lol:

you have anc…. did you make a good choice ? if you could choose again would you pick the same place?

OK I know the answer because I cheated and looked it up on google… see even here I cannot tell a lie… sooo I will let others have a guess…. thing is I wish I hadn’t cheated now because ladies… the answer is simple :D

Good one jen :D

@jenndudess1 wrote:

I remember as a kid watching Tom Tumb.
I dont know any of the actors in it :oops:

But I remember for years after first watching it actually beliving that there was a tiny little boy calld Tom Tumb because at the time…it looked so real.
:lol:

I haven’t recovered from Bambi yet Just_me….. when the mother died….…[Read more]

ok…. was he wearing a uniform?

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

. . . . I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Well im useless at this stuff so I read it out to my husband who without hesitation said they were all dead except the fireman. Was he right?

Nope :D

jeez you tell him then jen I daren’t

Well im useless at this stuff so I read it out to my husband who without hesitation said they were all dead except the fireman. Was he right?

@jen_jen wrote:

Paul lived B.C. not A.D.

You got it jen…. you are sooo good at this stuff, analytical mind maybe…. anyway your turn to set a riddle :D

Answer: He was born in 2000 b. c.

Interesting thread cosy….

If I were to buy just for a holiday home I would choose St Vincents one of the Windward Islands in the Caribbean for a couple of reasons

First… financial… St Vincent has just built an airport which will rival that on Barbados… so the price of land is about to rocket, presently though you can still build a front…[Read more]

Another more up to date favourite Liam Neeson in Wanted… I just loved this film Neeson at his best….. and one of the most spine chilling bits is where his character Brian speaks on the phone to his daughters kidnappers:

Brian (Liam Neeson) : I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I…[Read more]

Can’t be that anc… I created new emails and I have a rolling IP… no idea how they know… maybe some puter boffin here can explain?

Ha ha!… correct Eve

I googled this:

Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

I thought OK… simply not possible till I read the answer….simple :D

Don’t google :D

Ok an easier one for you… even I got this one

Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?

:D :D :D