Mrs_Teapot

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

anybody got any good uns,im sure we all know about the churcilll v lady astor ones,but id like some new ones
i.e my mate the other night in the pub
this nob is giving him lots of grief
my mate stays silent
nobrots giving it come on whats up with you wheres my comeback?
my mate said if you want my come back
why…

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@minim wrote:

That I haven’t really been a part of this internet malarky for a very very long time.

I’ve just kind of dipped in and out. Haven’t really have any true connections with anyone for ages, just the odd couple of people who I will always care about. I keep everyone at arms length and don’t try to get to know anyone new. That isn’t…

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I agree anc… no point rushing home too soon but get well soon snugzz and chin up Tin Tin

Well done Jamaica 1,2,3…. yay :D

I cant believe the GB success … So far….

25 gold

13 silver

13 bronze

Awesome :D

Gets high breathing in the fog :D

@panda12 wrote:

The Showdown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXfHyDCcTGQ

Lol well I prefer that to the poem you deleted in which you referred to me as an old coot :shock:

:D :D :D

I dont think tinks is taking this seriously…. murderer!

Its not nice to make jokes about a poorly chicken… Ive been shot ffs :(

My poppadoms are inflamed and my bhajees need stitching

Im in intensive care

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Ok………this is the state of play…….At 10.52am I followed the bird with the gangly looking orange legs into the garden…….I was disguised as an Azalea and she couldn’t see me……..next thing i know……..the side gate opens………. :-k she needs to get some wd40 ………a weird lookin guy staggers…

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@tinks wrote:

Arrrgggg…..Someone call an ambulance :shock:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

no :lol:

Tinks, get yer gun out, there’s a funky dancing chicken in here that needs sorting.

:P

where is she?………where is she?

Ha! Ha! Tinks…. geez she is lethal with that gun……anyway if anyone sees me on these boards until much later they are allowed to shoot me….. the sun and the…[Read more]

@pepsi wrote:

@Terry wrote:

It’s so simple.

I like the sentiment here ..but omg the thought of sitting on the edge of a tall building !

:?

I like the sentiment too pepsi…. just the last line

Love someone?…. Tell it… its the… “it” made me laugh… poor “it” :D

Sunshine :D

@pepsi wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Only if you’re a homosexual.

Or if you’re very unattractive ?

:roll:

:shock:

:lol:

Or maybe if they smell a bit…..

@Terry wrote:

It’s so simple.

Tell “it”?

Maybe only I saw the comical….made me laugh :D

:D :D :D

Sprays air freshener all around… funny smell in here :D

Smells a bit like melted chocolate :shock:

Great News Tin Tin

:D :D :D

Well said Desmond….. our athletes had to be the best to win and per population head they have done a tremendous job. I asked my kids too des… and they are as hooked as me…. maybe yours just haven’t discovered them yet :D