Mrs_Teapot

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Beating? Are we back to 50 shades of grey?

*chomp chomp chomp

Sorry, was just eating some chocolate… :P

go on then, celebrate your victory

going to bed now, with me groucho marx Hot Chocolate and cap, and glasses, a defeated man a broken scep..

hope you’re…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Ahem…I would eat it cold from the fridge, slowly and savouring every mouthful, allowing the chocolate to melt in my mouth and swirling the melted chocolate around my tongue before…..

First you have to find an empty poppy field jen :D

Lovely thread everyone a real Treat(s) to read :D

@sceptical guy wrote:

does anyone remember a tv programme called Dragnet???

bet your’re all too young

So relieved…… nope dont recall it scep….phew :lol:

I just booked to see the show in Manchester… I wanted Roger to win but I think Ben will win it… to be fair I think he has a better voice….. tickets were mega expensive :shock:

@tinks wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

will it be soon Jadey as im having my tea in 20 mins? :wink:

that made me chuckle :lol:

Wonder what he had for tea? :?

Breezes in…opens all the windows and flicks a feather duster around the place……. that’s better :D

@Animal wrote:

long time since i been on here lol
and i didnt type artificial leg ? and what jc code ? LOL

Hi Animal… nice to see you back….. I’m still wondering what corned beef is code for?

Its funny how tattoo’s have become acceptable… when I was little the only people who had them were ex forces men who had them done in some god forsaken place when they had had a few too many.

Now even women have them… my daughter has one at the base of her spine…. when Mr Teapot found out there was hell to pay I can tell you… needless to…[Read more]

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

I know sorry… blame google :D

Big Bad John – Johnny Cash

Food cooked in jail doesn’t sound too tempting does it?… however I have eaten in a couple of Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen Restaurants.

For anyone who doesn’t know Jamie offers apprentice-style training and creates employment opportunities for young disaffected people, between the ages of 18 and 24, who are in need of a second chance in life.

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I got to page 125 (Chapter Nine) of the first book and gave up… I keep meaning to pick it up again but cannot muster the enthusiasm… so sorry I cant be a critic.. except to say it wasn’t a page turner for me… well not to date anyway.

I never got into the drink thing… maybe I haven’t had enough sadness in my life to need it as a crutch… thank goodness for that.

I suppose if you are a little inebriated you write things you would not usually say…. then others respond and before you know it its full scale war.

The obvious thing to say is well don’t drink, but we all know…[Read more]

Ha ha.. I didn’t like to say…… but I actually just watching Day of the Triffids. (recorded on Syfi)….. did remind me……… scary :D

Two houses ago I left a garden with a pond we had made ourselves it had 8 goldfish in it… I also made a bog garden in which a giant Gunnera plant thrived.. I loved that garden best one Ive had .. anyway few weeks ago I visited an old neighbour…I was so upset the people who bought our old house had filled in the pond and the Gunnera was no more…[Read more]

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Perhaps Amir Khan might look at Terry’s photographs (that he takes in order to make a living) and advise him to retire.

Just a thought.

:-

Yeah, my photos (like your posts..) are sh ite.

Best Man… lovely :D

@momentaryloss wrote:

I have multiple identities so that I can fight with myself!

:shock:

“One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.”

:D :D :D

Draws a line under the thread

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Some hurts are like a once broken bone… in the right weather they hurt for a lifetime :(

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Spike Milligan… had to be didn’t it :D