Mrs_Teapot

Some people use drink as a prop when they are under pressure or upset….. its not helpful to pass judgement … there but for the grace of god and all that…

Unfortunately if I have more than two glasses of wine I fall asleep and always miss all the fun :D

@Tom wrote:

Right.

30 years ago 3 years before I was born I was hitting middle age, I had to get up at half past 4 in the morning half an hour before I had to go to bed to go to work down a sulfur mine 25 hours a day 8 days a week for a ha’penny a lifetime, sweep a 200 mile stretch of road clean with nothing but me tongue, me lunch was nothing but…

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@panda12 wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

When said sandals and socks are accompanied by the knotted handkerchief sunhat. string vest and union jack shorts….. now thats a look worth perfecting :shock: :D :shock:

That means you’re in Yorkshire doesn’t it? :P

Lol panda… I couldn’t possibly comment :D

@eve wrote:

y do men get sores on their feet from wearing sandals without socks? Women dont wear socks with sandals and it doesnt seem to be a problem. ? Maybe get sandals that fit?

men have sweaty feet eve.. thats why they smell a bit… and rub on sandals……. advice for all the men….. talcum powder :D

Thunder :shock:

When said sandals and socks are accompanied by the knotted handkerchief sunhat. string vest and union jack shorts….. now thats a look worth perfecting :shock: :D :shock:

I’m dreaming of a better tomorrow. where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives :D

@ian52hants wrote:

Tale

(or is that the other thread on word association?)

Ha ha… it worked anyway Ian :D

next word:

Tile

mouse :D

gosh jen…. how lucky have we been… wonderful weather …. Weather like this makes me realise why I love Yorkshire :D

Has this become a weather thread BTW?

Tail

burglar

OK… nip to Marks and Sparks buy one of their choccy cakes and two Cadbury Flakes,,,, sneak home…. take said cake out of ALL packaging and crumble the flakes on top…..

Jobs a good un!! :D :D :D

I didnt know this lady…. but how wonderful to have so many friends say such lovely things about her … here and at pats… her family must be so proud.

RIP

@a certain sadness wrote:

you crack a tile on your brothers porch whilst cleaning his windows, would you tell him or keep quiet, and if he found out blame the large blackbird that was in the area

Terrible things those large blackbirds :D :D :D

Actually to be really truthful and girly… I would tell my hubby… he would sort it for me :D

@a certain sadness wrote:

Your sister tells you in secret she has done the dirty on her hubby while on a girlie night out, you like the bruv in law a lot but would you tell him?

I would not break a confidence … the fact she told me might mean she wanted to talk about problems she is having … I dont know Im not good at analysing behaviour…I…[Read more]

You should go to the docs Tom….. the paralysis could be due to other conditions… a stroke or diabetes for instance….. dont want to scare you… but just to be sure….. maybe the docs.

Poor Mr Humperdink….almost last…. oh heck… wonder why the rest of Europe hate us so much… maybe its time to pull out of this contest…. as it really isn’t a fair contest at all #-o #-o

Hope you are having a lovely day Jadey…… you booked the sunshine too! Clever girl!

Happy Birthday!

:D :D :D

Ginger nuts give me indigestion… and I dont like tea :D Make it gypsy creams and coffee…. that will do nicely thank you :D

No would never charge family :D