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Morph and Chas aren’t too pleased

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Twirls

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No. I think he has only been voted in to smooth over the terrorism cracks …. “Look, look, we have a coloured President, go easy on us …..

:x

We made a similar mistake when we put a woman in charge …. so …..

Did you like Maggie Thatcher?

Tinkerbell beat me to the Royal Family question …… was going to answer …. Royal Family, my ar~e.

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Waves

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I prefer ….

There was a man from Dundee
Who was stung on the nose by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said “No, not really”
It can do it again if it likes

Apparently poetry doesn’t have to rhyme

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Oh yeah i forgot Marmite and blue cheese, personally i’d sooner eat the shyte of a small dog than eat either

The white stuff is hard to find these days …… but it was good as Hopscotch chalk in the playground …. we got the first year kids to draw the squares.

:-…

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Turkey is available all year round anyway, so it’s not all that special anymore. Shops are only shut for a couple of days, so no need to do that big Christmas shop that used to be necessary a few years ago.

:wink:

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Ausgezeichnet

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Sounds good … Persimmon build houses around here, make me wonder what they use for cement now.

How about Bacon, Cheese and Marmite (not that Vegemite rubbish) on toasted bread.

=P~

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Wind.

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