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Two words………. Tom Kerridge (Michelin starred pub food)

Twas VAST!

Making the checkout guy laugh…… was buying some Christmas shopping and asked……. do you sell partridges, he said would you like me to ask? I said yes please but also check they have a pear tree for it to sit in because I appear to have bought everything else except a partridge in a pear tree. the Queue behind me erupted into laughter…[Read more]

What do you call and underground train full of professors?

A tube of smarties