OMalleyTheAlleyCat

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

only if you post your Brave dance :P

:lol: Hmm.. I’m not sure the world is ready. I think I may be one of those artistes who are only really appreciated after death (though personally, I reckon my ‘moves’ will be somewhat compromised post mortem) :lol:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

I promise i’ll be good

Is it ok if I sell tickets so people can witness that? :lol:

*does his ‘How Brave Am I?’ dance*

@rogue trader wrote:

lol mal 50 yr old bloke walks into shop(me) er can I have a bag of poms please er there not for me its for my grand kid like :D

lol… see.. I knew there was some reason I shoulda had kids. Dammit!

@rogue trader wrote:

oh whilst youre here mal im sorry I was a bit of a Richard and said id hack you,i wouldn’t know how to and…

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There’s not a lot I wouldn’t give for a bag of original Nibbits. Pom-bears are just not the same (and more embarrassing to buy).

There’s an issue with the ignore feature – it doesn’t stop the other party saying (typing) whatever they want to about the target, in full view of other chatters. Rightly or wrongly, some will believe that allowing this to go unchallenged would be seen as weakness and instead feel compelled to fight their corner, to defend their honour, to meet…[Read more]

All this boils down to two things:

1) We all have different ideas who the ‘baddies’ are.
2) We all have different ideas how to deal with them.

Which really is one thing:

1) We all have different ideas.

The only possible way to resolve anything therefore, is complete and utter dictatorship (democratically elected of course!).

Vote me into…[Read more]

@coathanger wrote:

..unless his dad really did run off with a 1 eyed dwarf from accrington…

Probably not, but mine did. I’m now having flashbacks!

@coathanger wrote:

At the risk of annoying Mr Cat, I really am getting tired of the dramatics.

If dramatics bore you, you might want to reconsider where you choose to hang out.. ‘cos they kinda go…[Read more]

@sceptical guy wrote:

ps Mr Cat, I was using your name tongue-in-cheek, but I’ve removed it from the other story. I have no wish to indicate that you’re ‘taking sides’ – don’t worry.

Thanks Scep, but it wasn’t your comment that prompted my post – you could have left it in for me. Rest assured, I’ll overcome my debilitating shyness and speak up if…[Read more]

@rogue trader wrote:

im not blowing me own trumpet or owt but the phrase dismissed was invented by me
and I for one am proud that a poster as talented as coat hanger as deemed to use it,

I hate to be the one to tell you these things, but

1) ‘Dismissed’ is a word, not a phrase

2) It’s been around since the early 15th century – surely you’re not…[Read more]

I feel I ought to point out I’ve not given my opinion of the opening post, the poster, or the target. My comments were about what I consider to be double standards and unrealistic expectations, both of which the boards (and chat rooms) are riddled with. (I’m too lazy to check, but I think I also commented on why I believe this type of opening…[Read more]

@savvy wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

@Trapper wrote:

Start a thread calling someone a twat you have an instant success (if it can be called that) simples

Wonder which kind of ‘dig’ post would see most activity.. one where the subject is generally highly regarded (genuinely!) or one where where the ‘victim’ of the opening post is almost…

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@sceptical guy wrote:

Try playing with balls of wool

I like that idea. Already half way there. Just need some wool now. :lol:

@Trapper wrote:

Start a thread calling someone a twat you have an instant success (if it can be called that) simples

Wonder which kind of ‘dig’ post would see most activity.. one where the subject is generally highly regarded (genuinely!) or one where where the ‘victim’ of the opening post is almost universally disliked.

I think I need to find a hobby.

Ya see how difficult it is? In reality, both are forced smiles brought about by my ramming a coathanger (the clothes thing, not the chatter) into each of em’s gobs :lol:

@rogue trader wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

well yeh mal good point
so
I suppose its just a case of horses for courses
different strokes for>>>>>>
we are basically all onions in the same melting pot
and that folks

is why we are here.

Aye Rogue. Add in the fact that interpreting the typed word is far from an exact science..…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

No wonder I tell you how handsome you are!!

Awww bless ya! If I was capable of blushing, I would be doing just that right now!

Will I still be as handsome if I disagree with ya on something? :P

@rogue trader wrote:

well yeh mal good point
so
I suppose its just a case of horses for courses
different strokes for>>>>>>
we are basically all onions in the same melting pot
and that folks

is why we are here.

Aye Rogue. Add in the fact that interpreting the typed word is far from an exact science.. and the result is pretty predictable. How…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

Love the bit of the amount of views and no comments….but Coats not bothered…..oh no!! Who the hell reads how many views they get???
The issue we have here is …Coat doesn’t like negative feedback……historically he hasn’t had much negativity….its all been praise.

I think, if everybody is being honest, then we’re all…[Read more]

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

if anybody wrote a thread about me like that
id me mortified and would never go in a chat room again.

Shame you didn’t say type on boards, i was almost half tempted :twisted:

Had to chuckle at that!

@rogue trader wrote:

ok lets use balloons as an example for a minute
if I was to reply to her,well don’t you bother explain balloons
because your opinions in here carry about as much weight as a dodgy kwik save bag with one handle and a little hole just starting to flourish at the bottom
would that be perceived as

1,banter
2,abusive
3,hes just…

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