orson kart

oops yeh I forgot to ask anybody seen a funnier avvy?

aaah its laine //sighs…get a grip “mate” its called parodism //”luv”

yeh that is really me on the link the girl to the right of me is called direct Debbie that was ages ago I was a right porkie then and a bit of a stonehead but im not now. in fact the macc lads wrote a song about me called you fat barstard,sighs lol,yeh its on yuey

ps this thread is dedicated to a member of the macc lads band who has sadly passed away recently,ive gigged with them,rum set of lads lol

you will find many of thir stuff on you tube,beer and sex and chips and gravy

my favourite song of them oh theres so many I wont say blackpool song cos you might think im biased,so I will go for fluffy pup.

if you read the thread correctly,i never said I was a two incher,most regs  know im 9 and a quarter

pardon me for putting a thread you dummards

just read it in your own way,youre trying to make swear arnchnt you?

WELL I don’t swear on my own threads,never have done

and you lie on your pillows sobbing ,no way can I put up with this,he wont make me cum in a million years,so you get in the car,yer families waving you off,confetti in your hair,yer husband leering at you like pierce out of emmy and youre thinking what the fuck have I done?

I don’t often do threads these days

just wondered what your thoughts…[Read more]

I meant the other rob who abused his so called “authority”

to get off with women in here

then got sacked for it

told you I was going out with a bang

still got my final post to come at 11.55 pm

oh not bobby thin,i mean the other rob.

and the king of them all aka rob

is the epitome of the a gentleman never tells

the proper lotharios,like me,thin,omalley  say cya later give us a ring xxx

you remind me of that other flower pot that comes in here,

blossom

yer just violet Elizabeth botts,you will skweem and skweem till you get attention

now whilst I realise Mario or whatever non de plume he uses

he will and his good at words and he will fool many lonely old  women,then when you’ve been duped you come running back here to…[Read more]

oh hi icon,welcome to your first thread xx

you mean the Mario that got banned last year for harassing and stalking women,or another Mario> geezers like him come and go,like chip wrappers,marts will have him taped,but on saying that,i cant still believe in this day and age,women will .and eh none of us are kids in here,and you keep falling for…[Read more]

er scuse me its not 12 yet.

ha martin love the photo of you over the road on baby gravys(doa) avvy

you cute little bunny  can I pick you up and give you a carrot xx

oh btw its friday night, 12 pm so sky has informed me,so if you want to keep in touch pm me fore then i know most ppl will say yeh right as if ,but you never know?

is i dont have a BLOOMING clue  meant to be funny arc? cos i dont know wether to laugh or not

hmm nah i will save my ribs for later,things are gonna get a bit topsy turvy before i go on saturday but i promise youse i will stick to my proviso,and my premise never to swear on a thread(mine) and just cos im leavingand

dont pick on individual…[Read more]

arf arf

ooer missus

oh youve got a lovely pear havent you mrs greengrocer

cor id like to trim your bush luv

why dont you get a job writing saucy jokes for seaside postcards.