orson kart

im in all due respect to laine.not going to

hey cosy here mz  tutincalar,dont be fretting about your first  weve all been there just lie back and enjoy it

I hate it when you mince your words soph.

do you want me to have a word with him for you doris?

also talking about goldfish bowls,pouring just the right amount of gin in the bowl makes the fishes eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

wasn’t me bloss I was defending you from racist skep

what with you being half iti and all that.

I remember when I was a kid  and my mam used to say “he would cause an argument in an empty room him”

yeh she was on about me

as if,

ever since I seen the title of this thread and saw who the author is

im like yeh lol

ive been dying for somebody to come on  and say get yer tips out for the lads

but sadly nobody has,so I guess its down to me

altogether now

get yer……………………..

seemed that you were having a sly pop at bloss, with here being half Italian if you weren’t im sorry but if you were you should be ashamed of yourself,call yourself a retired teacher?

lol we should have mobbed her harder,shes like a weeble,she wobbles but she wont fall down

right that’s it

rolls up sleeves  er not literally

otherwise I will get all the conegate mob on my back.

racist.

a tad o,t,t your name innit mate

id hardly call you legend lol

legend

in your own lunchtime more like.

mind you to her credit,she was a doctor.

ffs bloss is off again,is there any stopping this mercurial amazon of a woman?

I  swear if she ever went on that who do you think you are programme

and they said you are related to the iceni tribe

she would say no you are wrong I am in fact Boadicea reincarnated.

i

its becoming a bit car crash tv now this thread

aah its the ledge,lol doa.

oops soz its not him really.

ok ive recovered from sophs joke,ahem,anyway not a tip a question has anybody got any tips for getting shut of bags under the eyes?

mine look more like suitcases than bags,,,,well sometimes they do

and I find they spoil my good looks and make me look older than I am

my ex dad in law swears on putting teabags on your eyes

but im not sure,,any…[Read more]

just a quick one I noticed,this is not necessarily in defence of bloss,but I will sometimes throw red herrings into chat,which may seem to some rather innocuous inane remarks,but I know where im at cat,so my question to her  have you seen the time bloss,maybe to some that may have been deemed as sarcastic,as if to say are you going now?

quick as…[Read more]

ekky babes dibblydabblyfuckindoodah

how are you sugar buttons?