orson kart

psst  don’t mention pigeons to bloss.

munches popcorn…go on Jamie gal ..give em it.

glad I did

n’t put on parts 2 n 3,we would be here all year.

anyway I don’t think bloss is leaving,shes going nowhere

as if she could flounce when theres a thread about her

she loves it really

that’s why she keeps answering back

best way to get a thread off the f

ront pages is don’t reply and let it  fade away.

look all it was ,the reason why I put the thread on,one day I was listening to the radio,whilst on the boards and a song came on reason to be cheerful pt 1 so I turned the lyrics into a thread about blossom,im a songwriter its what I do.

well of course we remember Claire,well I do,i had  many of phone calls with her,yep she did give as good as she got,sometimes you couldn’t get a word in edgeways with her,it was “shut up boyo im talking now”

but no way would I call her wicked,she wasn’t she had a heart of gold

IM  not sure about this thread anymore,it started out at light h…[Read more]

haven’t you got some songs to put on?

I need to take my dog out for  a walk and get some beers before the match starts

consider yourself thoroughly dismissed.

why you calling me bertie?

nah ive got bags of it  mate,I save them up for when Jamie makes a thread

oh whilst im here im a bit worried about bloss she asnt posted for 10 minutes

hope shes ok.

colours mean nothing to me,all these fat greasy fifty odd yrs old slobs wearing  football shirts,do me a favour just cos you do it,doesnt mean tos ay I do

go and give your head a wobble lad,

whens your birthday soms I might buy you an a to z of Salford so you can find where the rags ground is really is,seeing you’ve never been there.

opens third bag of popcorn

shes gonna what? …. throw it out the window? lol,,opens second bag of popcorn,wonders if shes done it or not? im a bit worried about her she ant posted for 10 minutes

APB FOR BLOSS

opens bag of popcorn..go whos next?

ta alfie la kin some song that innit so heartfelt.

might have messed that up there,i meant why is she always in my face?

im sure blossoms after my cock,no woman can be that daft,

are you all blind? I used to put millions of songs on,in the auld days  I think its still on,look count to a 1000 thread,but I cba doing pics and songs anymore I just ask mates for requests if they put em on they do,and if they don’t they don’t no biggie is it? altho I will take this on a bit further,i find a lot of ppl who put songs on is all ab…[Read more]

well wouldn’t be the first time a bloke as put a womans pic on?

theres a song by my hero ian hunter on the short back and sides album called keep on burnin,its not a nasty song its alove song

I think er bob seger did a similar song but I cant remember what its called

help?

oh yeh I can soz,its called the real thing

possibly one of the best 10 songs ever

do we actually know she is a woman tho?