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im guessing that the average age of users is about er hang on,a few 40s a few 60s,then joker and skep 70s soid say the average jc user is 53.

id just like to say I totally 100% wholeheartedly concur with borns sentiments
basically what she is saying in her,some might say eccentric thread is
“keep yer nose out of my fckn business or I will strangle you with a washing line”

p.s what colour drawers have you got on today born xx

and heres a little song ive wrote for all our irish members
trumps to the left of me
brexit to the right
stuck in the middle with eu.

lol

aah I was wondering when conegate would rear its ugly head,apparently according to jc urbanmyths,com ive tw@tted a woman over the head with a cone lol it attracted a lot of attention as there 30,000 jcers crowding the streets,ppl climbing up lamp posts,trees etc for a better vantage points,t-shirt merchandisers,ice cream ,popcorn sellers the…[Read more]

skep stop calling him roody poody,its childish,I know he called you a lad but…..
anyway latest odds for trump to have the white house painted gold 33/1

well theres some that say gam went gunning for hugh as theyd both been having a war of words weeks before the meet the word was they were out to “do” each other,nobody beleived hugh would fly from the states but he did
so then gam had in his feral tiny mind felt he had to protect his “manor”
others say they blame hugh for having a silly user…[Read more]

the meet what thin is going on about the violence was the manchester meet,hugh didnt get bashed up by gam,the fact is gam cowardly head butted hugh from behind,and stood there posing and preening in front of ns,look at me
“im ard me innit” such a shame as hugh had flown all the way from america to attend the meet,what a welcome to manchester eh?…[Read more]

confusion

angela,IM going to beat thin in an arm wrestle then im taking borny to bed to do a bit of a john lennon and yoko thing,and we are going to bed for a week,and if any manager of the hotel or security or owt starts screaming Oi YOU TWO OPEN THE DOOR AND PAY YOUR BILL
I will retort hey i can scream as well
FCK OFF WE ARE BUSY WE WILL COME OUT WHEN WE…[Read more]

im not scared of them lot,

arf arf and skep reminds me of bernard breslaw

just been reading thins thread does anybody else think he reminds you of sid james?

might go in f1 or 2 cause a load of shit and do a runner

youre not a reg swax youve only been here 12 years
erm what else yeh I WAS gonna come in f3 but I CBA

oh pete I wouldnt kick her id lick her
erm blush emoticon
have you noticed regs I refuse to do poems,pics
emos songs on this site,?

ive got a rear view mirror swacks now I dont wANT to keep going ,harping on about womens arses but if that dibble bird turned round you wouldnt kick her about of bed would you?

the kids should put a parent lock on here

cor blimey guv that dibble woman is fit,shes nearly got a nicer arse than rainny,