Oss

Still don’t think i got the flu though :shock:

I get pure satisfaction just from being under you.

When did you last have an orgasm? :lol:

She’s a darlin with a really dirty mind :lol:

I don’t i am too polite :roll:

Now f*ck off with silly questions like that :lol:

Who did you last recieve a text message off?

Thinking i aint got flu – have i :roll:

a month ago

When was the last time you kissed someone?

I can’t see you tell me

Shearer has to be one of the best ever strikers that as graced the land of England, Now step aside grandad Rooney is here

@James Belfast wrote:

It said on the radio that the hurricane caused several million pounds worth of improvements to Govan.

No that was the flood that followed

hey 50 posts, so 43 people thought about it :lol:

I wouldn’t know who it was – she would be sitting on me face :twisted:

Only cos she nicked them all and put them in her trophy cabinet along with the midget :shock:

I only flirt when i like someone

Your place or mine babe :wink:

I borrowed them – i was gonna return them but Acey babe nicked them :roll:

Cya latewr Pats darlin :wink:

It aint the ragman is it :shock:

Well i couldn’t help but over hear, me shoe box got stuck in the doctors door so it didn’t close properly :lol:

Yeah but they all say i am a better sh@g than you though :lol:

They were condoms and i was trying to prevent you from getting another std :?

I win :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: