Oss

On my mind at the moment – why am i posting here :lol:

I always smile at stranger

What would you do if a stranger walked up to you and kissed you then walked away?

Only a bloody 5 rating :lol:

Well i am sick of being the pig at the local spit roast contest [-(

No you brought the ragman back that night ya got leathered on white spirits :)

oh and my girlfriend don’t like you watching anymore, she is sick of your druel dripping in between her bum cheeks :shock:

What to the next village, and you couldn’t get there cos i flogged your bus pass :lol:

Again :-k

What you wouldn’t sell me back to my real parents :(

*goes to bed counting his 36 pence*

the funny thing was i sold it to the lowest bidder just for a laff :lol:

I know you was there last time cos i heard you groaning :shock:

13 kids now mother, we had lil jimmy for christmas dinner :?

Anyway revenge is sweet, i just flogged your pensioners bus pass on ebay :D/

As if you don’t know :x

More the fool me i thinks ](*,)

I know times were hard, you even flogged tap water to the local vagabonds :lol:

I hope not aswell, unless you have been peeping through the hole in the toilet door :shock:

Well you told me it was a new slim lined t shirt :roll:

Yeah but at least it is full of lead :lol:

well i wasn’t blessed – i didn’t even get hand me downs cos ya flogged them for fags :(