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You again tut :lol:

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I never plan parties, they just happen :lol:

When was the last time some sucked your toes?

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Last night i had a tin of corned beef mashed, heated in the microwave for 2 mins and then strapping of brown sauce and a bit of salad mixed in yum yum :D

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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

I got barred from a boozer last night because I was too drunk!!!
Too drunk ffs???
How dare they chuck me out! :evil:

Thats like being chucked out of MacDonalds for eating to much :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Good point, never noticed that before though :?

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@sharongooner wrote:

@oss wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@bunny wrote:

@oss wrote:

@bunny wrote:

I reckon hes driven off a cliff.. I know I pushed ! ooops did i say that out loud ? :wink:

I bet you locked him in the boot aswell didn’t ya :lol: :lol:

Oh bu gga been rumbled ! :oops: :lol:

Sounds like just the perfect novel I love to read :wink: whats the title of your book?
8)

the book is called…… Ugo here, Ugo there, Ugo over the edge of a cliff in a boot.

Catchy aint it.

It’s a who done it, and there are lots of suspects :roll:

Cor blimey……… sounds great!! Dark, mysterious, intriguing, hope there are some good twists in it.

Who are the main suspects (there have to be at least 4 good ones and one rank outsider)

Well Batty and Bunny are the prime suspects.

Sunny, Pats, and everyone else are running a close second.

And then i am the rank outsider, cos i am such a nice guy. I couldn’t possibly of done it.
and besides i would of just shot him :lol: :lol:

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Relaxing :D

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Only 3 ?’s lol

I reckon he will finish in 6 hours 12 minutes :lol: :lol:

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Mary f00king class lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oss you are a c00nt lol

hense why he’s single eh lol

I will have you know young ladies that i have never been unfaithful,m and tut at you both for thinking it :lol: :lol:

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@sharongooner wrote:

@bunny wrote:

@oss wrote:

@bunny wrote:

I reckon hes driven off a cliff.. I know I pushed ! ooops did i say that out loud ? :wink:

I bet you locked him in the boot aswell didn’t ya :lol: :lol:

Oh bu gga been rumbled ! :oops: :lol:

Sounds like just the perfect novel I love to read :wink: whats the title of your book?
8)

the book is called…… Ugo here, Ugo there, Ugo over the edge of a cliff in a boot.

Catchy aint it.

It’s a who done it, and there are lots of suspects :roll:

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