Own Kah

Sorry but I found that about as funny as a trip to the dentist. :?

These kittens are funny. :wink:

Ashley Cole is suing two tabloid newspapers.

Ist of April… :-k

@kentlass19 wrote:

used to drink about 10-15cups a day, but havent had any of either in 2mths

That’s some diet you got there Kenty.
Three meals a week and fifteen cups of tea every two months. :shock:

Found the transcript.
Still searching for the video.

It’s Edvard Grieg from Peer Gynt Suite No 1, Op 46 I Morning Mood. :wink:

See what you started Peco! :roll: :lol:

@Drivel wrote:

Peco , it’s safer to drive in the centre lane – unless there are 4 lanes then you’d probably be totally confused !

By driving in the middle lane you force vehicles from two lanes to use the
outside lane to overtake you. This clogs up the outside lane which clogs up
the motorway.

By staying in the middle lane, you make a three lane…[Read more]

@*Peco wrote:

Interesting Owen. Pigs are used in animal testing and experiments on their skin as it’s claimed it closely resembles human skin.

Pigs are genetically modified using human genes for future organ transplants
too. If a pig were bred using some of your genetic code, the theory is that
your body would accept a organ from that…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

/sulks…can i add basil :)

Only if Basil died in the crash ruby. :lol:

Impossible to answer this Peco. Apparently human flesh tastes like pork.
Many fireman are put off pork once they smell a human burning and the
cannibal word for a human they’re going to eat translates as long pig.

@*Peco wrote:

Owen, that’s a better way to do it, the way you did, by editing your quote. It makes it clearer and tidier.

I always use :- if I do a edit. :wink:

@*Peco wrote:

Please mock up the pages with unedited quotes.

:-

@*Peco wrote:

I expected more people to do this, but if a few people take note, I’ll be fuckin’ gobsmacked!

:-

Did anyone see what the yodelling cuckoo-clock makers did at Hampden Park
yesterday? :lol:

“There were a couple of periods in
the game when we didn’t do too
badly, but those were when they
scored their goals.” :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Seven wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: u no like redheads ????????????????owen??????????????????? :shock: :shock: :shock:

I went out with a red-head for a while…..

….. no hair, she just had a red head! :lol:

Saddam Hussein

Captain Haddock

Charley & Gordon Brown

Charleys’ Master

@Soulie wrote:

some girls do like it though

He said hopefully! :lol:

I hate people who drive in the middle lane of the motorway for the entirety of
their journey, and people that drop litter.

I could make a bigger list, but they’re the main ones.

We employ lots of Poles, Lithuanians, Georgians, Ghanaians and Tanzanians.
They are mostly hard workers, and very good company.
I went to Poland last year for 10 days with a couple of Polish guys. I was
going out with £20 of a evening and couldn’t spend it. The beer is only 40p a
pint!
I have now been invited to Tanzania and Ghana, and offered…[Read more]