panda12

Has to be a Carvery

My parents had a stupid accident back in the 70s.

Yawn.

When I was a financial advisor, I used to get lots of self employed ppl wanting mortgages.

Problem is, their accounts would only show very small incomes. Even multiplying it by three or three and half would certainly not be enough to cover the amount they wanted.

They would then confess to cooking their books or getting most of their income in…[Read more]

@anc wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Er have you completely lost the plot or are you pished?

Nope, I reiterate, no-one can win! :lol:

Yes dear, well done on your cunningly constructed “no win” poll.

However, it’s the subject matter that makes me think you’ve lost the plot or been on the cheap, French plonk.

Er have you completely lost the plot or are you pished?

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

You sound like a grumpy old man to me Panda…. oh wait :?

Is there meant to be a joke somewhere in that? :shock:

@jen_jen wrote:

@anc wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@duwpin wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry I’m already spoken for, you’ll have to find someone else to help you with your fantasies.

jen are you and panda the new thin and annette :P

Lord I hope not!

Well, what do you two think you look like then?! :lol:

Well my pic’s on the Chatters pics thread, no idea what…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry I’m already spoken for, you’ll have to find someone else to help you with your fantasies.

Very good! Slightly humorous.

Not quite there yet, though. You must chill a bit more and try harder.

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

You need to chill. I have my opinion, you and pepsi have yours.

I didn’t realise you were both the thread police – are you going to be turning up on my doorstep with a flashing blue light on your head and arrest me? :roll:

Oh dear…I need to chill?

You asked a question that solicited opinions.
2 people expressed…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Hmmm, some ppl have a strange idea of what constitutes unhygenic.

I’ve never knowingly caught anything off any of my pets who have slept on the bed.

Human’s however, carry germs and viruses that they pass onto other people. Some air con units and water filters are breeding grounds for germs.

Travelling on a bus or…

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@duwpin wrote:

panda
your turning in to annette

Now now thin, you know it’s only “banter.” :P

@pepsi wrote:

You obviously haven’t read the article ! Read it again ! :D

You sound like a Daily Mail Headline – hysterical.

@pepsi wrote:

Oh dear ! you are upset aren’t you !

The article was posted as I thought having read it some time ago it would be an interesting addition to the thread …as it gives the positive aspects of owning a pet as well as any possible health risks! It also poses some questions on aspects of hygiene with regards to pets.

Yes the title of…

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@pepsi wrote:

I still say no!

Maybe you should read this article …

Letting Sleeping Dogs Lie in Your Bed Can Kill You

AOL news

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/20/letting-sleeping-dogs-lie-in-your-bed-can-kill-you/

Crossing the road could kill you. Eating food contaminated with ecoli could kill you.

In fact, lots of things could kill…[Read more]

Hmmm, some ppl have a strange idea of what constitutes unhygenic.

I’ve never knowingly caught anything off any of my pets who have slept on the bed.

Human’s however, carry germs and viruses that they pass onto other people. Some air con units and water filters are breeding grounds for germs.

Travelling on a bus or a train? Put your hand on a…[Read more]

@PennyJ wrote:

Charles can sleep anywhere he likes :D and he does.

He is very good though and never gets up on the tables or kitchen units.

Hes purrfectttttttt :D

LOL @ Charles. Good name. :D

You may have seen this but I swear a cat wrote it:

http://www.pawsperouspets.com/humor/catdiary.shtml

I have 5 cats and they sleep on my bed or on the sofa. Anywhere they want in fact except the kitchen.

My cats are probably more hygienic than me after a day of travelling on public transport.

@J_in_France wrote:

Sometimes political correctness is very bizarre. Religious differences often appear to be behind a lot of these problems but if people choose to live in a different country should they not respect the historical views of the country they move to rather than trying to impose the views from where they originated – just a…

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