panda12

@thin ice wrote:

yet another idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain :P

Get well soon, thin.

@..Joker.. wrote:

> In light of the latest problems facing the european currency, eg
> Ireland and Portugal having had a bailout
> Greece facing collapse and needing another bailout,
> Should the UK adopt The Euro?
>
> A cross-section survey of 10,000 people in Bolton, made up of
> Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis,
>…

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Dear God Lord

Isn’t it about time you all realised the only thing “you are doing right now”” is replying to this thread.

You cannot be doing anything else unless you are a boss eyed Squid.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

The vet that gave you the once over is my personal physician. He sent the bill to me! Bloody cheek.

Anyhow, I got your prescription – I sent the small, blue pills to Joker Turnip’s bedsit, Rotherham.

The Post Office returned it saying they won’t deliver to you cos you keep sinking your gums into the postie’s leg.

@..Joker.. wrote:

Twas a cold night in Rotherham and the Sad Old Turnip Joker sat huddled round the flickering candle hoping to thaw his gnarled fingers so he could open the packet of salted nuts and suck the salt off them. His caravan rocked violently as the wind buffeted against it, and he sighed as he recalled his brief encounter…

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@..Joker.. wrote:

@JADEY wrote:

merry xmas joker look forward to coffee mornings lol xxxx

Thank You Jadey I’m sure sipping coffee out of my best tin mugs watching the rats playing on the lino will be very pleasant. Afterwards we could go for a ride in my spastic van (Claires Description) and visit one of my Thai girlfriends for a game…

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@..Joker.. wrote:

This bedsit of yours, has it got any bamboo funiture I could eat?

@panda12 wrote:

Panda for you I’ll make sure there is an abundance of nibbles LoL Can’t have endagered species risking extinction do to poor hospitality xxx

I only eat bamboo. I eat 19 kilograms of bamboo per day so you best have plenty of furniture.

:lol:

@..Joker.. wrote:

Just thought I’d offer my Seasonal Greetings to all my friends, critics & abusers in F3.
As I am fast approaching 153 My Thai Lover and I would like to thank the Camel Blue Toe & the Coat Hanger for some entertaining scribes over the last year and trust they will continue in the New Year.
Without Claire Blonde & Maria S…

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It’s fairly obvious what I am doing right now – posting on this thread.

@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@best man wrote:

or little willy,willy wont go home :lol:

See? Even his arch-nemeses would rather give me The Fookin Sweet than take the Eagles away from Thin, who still gets the Eagles. Fargin’ Glenn Frey and Don Henley!

I’ve never had a word to say about cosy and I get the bloomin’…

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@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@best man wrote:

or little willy,willy wont go home :lol:

See? Even his arch-nemeses would rather give me The Fookin Sweet than take the Eagles away from Thin, who still gets the Eagles. Fargin’ Glenn Frey and Don Henley!

I’ve never had a word to say about cosy and I get the bloomin’ Sweet!

Brian (read it, bloody Brian, how…

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@thin ice wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

was my panda impression that got me in to my latest bunny boiler situation

The “bunny boilers” are all in your dreams. I suspect the only bunny in your life is a Playboy bunny.

The boiler in your life maybe so old it’s been condemned or divorced you or dumped you.

@thin ice wrote:

she wasnt…

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@best man wrote:

oh yeh pands just read it again soz x

:lol:

No probs, Mr C.

@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

what a very stupid thing to say Minnie, theres some very popular chatters mentioned…. weirdo !!

Yes, only popular to someone who spends their entire waking moments (that, is of course, assuming that they do sleep) being a voyeur in chat and on the boards.

What colour eyes do Pandas…

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@best man wrote:

i love that song by the eagles panda
but the line
boy your a hard one,is not apt for thin.

Indeed Cosy, that’s why I wrote “allegedly” next to it in brackets.

Do read back, dear boy.

@thin ice wrote:

was my panda impression that got me in to my latest bunny boiler situation

The “bunny boilers” are all in your dreams. I suspect the only bunny in your life is a Playboy bunny.

The boiler in your life maybe so old it’s been condemned or divorced you or dumped you.

@thin ice wrote:

she wasnt impressed
that i eat
shoots
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@thin ice wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

I only care because I feel that your “Care in the Community” is not going well.

I fear for the safety of the “Real World of JC” and any other mug on the outside who happens to make your acquaintance.

bless x

I’m glad you see it that way. xxx

I only care because I feel that your “Care in the Community” is not going well.

I fear for the safety of the “Real World of JC” and any other mug on the outside who happens to make your acquaintance.

@coathanger wrote:

what a very stupid thing to say Minnie, theres some very popular chatters mentioned…. weirdo !!

Yes, only popular to someone who spends their entire waking moments (that, is of course, assuming that they do sleep) being a voyeur in chat and on the boards.

Annette Curtain
Jadey
Teapot
Thin Ice
Gazlan
Quiet Man

It would be a dinner party to die for.