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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

before anyone chews my head off for posting someone else’s pic – he asked me too, i just chose to write the title.
Hes sick of Cosy telling everyone hes fat and bald.

Lol. And thin always went on about it’s only banter.

Oh the irony!

Btw. The pic doesn’t prove anything to me as I’ve never met him so it could be of any bloke.…[Read more]

@(f)politics? wrote:

tis the champion of champions fireworks competition at plymouth this year, they bring the winners of the last few years together for a showdown, should be a great couple of nights, viewing some spectacular sights, fingers crossed for the weather.

Indeed. Unfortunately, my crew are not in it. :twisted:

We was robbed last year…[Read more]

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Its not nice to make jokes about a poorly chicken… Ive been shot ffs :(

My poppadoms are inflamed and my bhajees need stitching

oi!!…………and no swearing please [-X

That chicken has got legs the colour of tandoori!

Nice Huh? Took time to perfect that colour, Im…

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@tinks wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Its not nice to make jokes about a poorly chicken… Ive been shot ffs :(

My poppadoms are inflamed and my bhajees need stitching

oi!!…………and no swearing please [-X

That chicken has got legs the colour of tandoori!

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Well done Jamaica 1,2,3…. yay :D

I cant believe the GB success … So far….

25 gold

13 silver

13 bronze

Awesome :D

Yeah, mon! Respect.
:P

@tinks wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

I dont think tinks is taking this seriously…. murderer!

as yet……i haven’t killed anyone with my cooking :- …….i’m sure they’d have told me….i shall ponder over my cook book and do the terrible deed tomorrow at breakfast…….she’ll be so hungry she wont notice my overcooked hash browns *evil…

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@tinks wrote:

i cant stop laughing……everytime i see teapot’s avatar :lol:

Neither can I! Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages, lol :D

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

The Showdown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXfHyDCcTGQ

Lol well I prefer that to the poem you deleted in which you referred to me as an old coot :shock:

:D :D :D

LOL

*from Spamalot:

ROBIN (spoken):
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

LANCE (spoken):
Here’s one.

DAD (spoken):
I’m not dead!

ROBIN…[Read more]

@tinks wrote:

flippin heck i was havin my dinner…………wassup and why we got foghorn leghorn here with teapot?…………it’s getting very confooosing :-k

*spins round in Executive Swivel chair

Good evening, Agent Tinks.

Martini?

The orange dangly legged chicked has just phoned me to confirm she is unconscious and in intensive care.

She…[Read more]

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Ok………this is the state of play…….At 10.52am I followed the bird with the gangly looking orange legs into the garden…….I was disguised as an Azalea and she couldn’t see me……..next thing i know……..the side gate opens………. :-k she needs to get some wd40 ………a weird lookin…

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@tinks wrote:

Ok………this is the state of play…….At 10.52am I followed the bird with the gangly looking orange legs into the garden…….I was disguised as an Azalea and she couldn’t see me……..next thing i know……..the side gate opens………. :-k she needs to get some wd40 ………a weird lookin guy staggers in……..throws her…

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@anc wrote:

You got your passport Panda? Wondering how they tell the difference between panda’s?! How many bags can ya take as I am thinking of packing one with bamboo for yas, so you don’t get withdrawal symptoms! :lol:

psssst I AM joking! (about the passport, just in case anyone thinks I am even thicker than they do already) :D

No…[Read more]

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Arrrgggg…..Someone call an ambulance :shock:

*calls Bernard Matthews lol

@jen_jen wrote:

She wiggles those 6 toes sooooooooooo provocatively the rest of us don’t stand a chance :roll: :lol:

Yep! Your flake eating is nothing in comparison!

:P

Seriously though, for us gals, there’s no option but to join a Nunnery. :twisted:

Tinky get yer gun… Again. :P

@sceptical guy wrote:

it was a high-security hospital. Very interesting.

I didn’t realise I was under surveillance every moment until I accepted an invite into a lady’s bedroom, and within half a minute there was a very firm knock on the door and I was ordered into the main area.

Do I look like that kind of person??? :shock:

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

no :lol:

Tinks, get yer gun out, there’s a funky dancing chicken in here that needs sorting.

:P

where is she?………where is she?

Ha! Ha! Tinks…. geez she is lethal with that gun……anyway if anyone sees me on these boards until much later they are allowed to shoot me…..…

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@tinks wrote:

no :lol:

Tinks, get yer gun out, there’s a funky dancing chicken in here that needs sorting.

:P

Ah! Les and Lionel together, eh?

Guess I’m outnumbered. :shock:

@tinks wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

shall be careful next time I share a shower with her.. erm him.
what a downer !

imagine wakening up to a facefull of veneers,and treated to a hot footed shuffle By Lionels campness..

i cant be lionel
it must be a dream like in Dallas

lionel doesnt have these

Lol, they look like pink ar se cheeks! :P

@rubyred wrote:

shall be careful next time I share a shower with her.. erm him.
what a downer !

imagine wakening up to a facefull of veneers,and treated to a hot footed shuffle By Lionels campness..

Now that is funny! I’m giggling away here! More funny looks from Mr Panda, lol :D