panda12

Only one thing for it – let’s eat the rich! :D

Jimmy Carrserole, anyone?

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

So he took a breve rest

…whilst she ordered a coda cola. It cost her a tenor.

… and sharp, she said. He however, was feeling flat and off key.

@anc wrote:

pmsl at this thread :lol: Oh………..go on then Panda…………have another tonne of bamboo, should keep you going over the weekend at any rate! :D

:P

Gotta keep me strength up!

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

His presumption made her crotchety

It was something she majored in even though this was a minor misdemeanour.

I don’t understand why urban foxes have a bad name. They are doing what comes naturally to all living creatures and looking for food.

The fella I feed just forages for food in the bushes near me. He hasn’t picked the lock of my front door and helped himself to the contents of fridge and freezer, so he hasn’t burgled me.

I live near a town centre…[Read more]

I’ve never done a booze cruise but have bought duty free cigarettes and alcohol.

There are some valid points such as what Carr did is not illegal and so why should he apologise?

Cameron has also avoided answering questions on Gary Barlow who has used the same K2 scheme but I suspect he has escaped criticism due to his Royal connections.

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

I got Penny and Tuppy because a tenant left them Panda, how anyone can do that is beyond me. They were only kittens…. they were so hungry they were digging for worms to eat. For ages after I took them in they used to bring me a daily worm :D scrumptious :D

Glad they wiggled out of their dilema. :D

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

I used to have one duck came for a weetabix each day… I now have one duck its friends and its friends friends….. do ducks have facebook?

Who pays the breakfast bill? :P

Don’t think I could do 22. We had just the one cat for about 4 years although she was Mr Pandas and about 19 at the time.

Then in 2007 it went mad. We got a rescue kitten, then Mr Panda’s tenant left leaving his two cats behind. Then we took in another stray kitten.

In 2009 I took in an injured cat and paid to have his leg amputated.

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@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

I’d have nicked your camera, lol :P

I’d have clung onto you for dear life.

Then you’d be on ebay with it. :P

I’d have nicked your camera, lol :P

He took three, treble the amount on offer.

@Terry wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Is it a scene from a new TV Series? Some kind of con artist type of drama?

No, it’s real life. And was as scary as it looks tThey even followed me down the streett.

Squeaky b_um time, then!

@kent f OBE wrote:

Is it a scene from a new TV Series? Some kind of con artist type of drama?

The Moomins!

Or was it The Noonies? Some nothern gangsters.

So I see. :lol:

You’ve done a good job on red eye removal and you’re a wizard with the wand tool.

If you took that photo without their permission, could they have shopped you? :P

@minim wrote:

There were two beatniks in a bar……………………….

It was hot and crowded and airless. They could only semi breve…

@pepsi wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

The fox who visits my garden likes:

1. Cat food – wet
2. Cat food – dry
3. Mash potato (home made)

He doesn’t like:
1. Smoked ham
2. Runner beans

He doesn’t like too much:
1. Bacon

Who said beggars can’t be choosers!

I though you were a vegetarian panda ? :shock: :D

I am, but my cats and Mr Panda aren’t.

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Well excooooooose me [-(

Actually take no notice of me. I’m in a bad mood. I had Germany to win 2-0.
#-o

Pfft! You didn’t get my minim / two beats pun…

I had Greece and Czech Rep in sweepstake. I’ve been well done. :P