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@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Yes more should be done to address the perpetrator (not always male), I think all women would agree with that. That doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t be warning the young women too…if we don’t, if we brush the effects of alcohol under the carpet, if we pretend that a young woman scantily clad and so drunk that she…

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@tinks wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

OOH betty.. there is another thread so i got my nose in here too :)

Pffft! You’d go to the opening of an envelope you would. :P

and about time !! been sitting here for hours in my best Frank Spencer gormless look. doing that one sided twitch thing and all i get is cheek !

one of those…

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@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

OOH betty.. there is another thread so i got my nose in here too :)

Pffft! You’d go to the opening of an envelope you would. :P

and about time !! been sitting here for hours in my best Frank Spencer gormless look. doing that one sided twitch thing and all i get is cheek !

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@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I always had my doubts about Noel so I guess it isn’t that much of a surprise to learn that he wears ladies stockings…

More comfortable than socks. Would you like a tour of my Crinkley Bottom? :P

Why do I have an image of a dirty old man offering kids sweets to get into…

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@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

OOH betty.. there is another thread so i got my nose in here too :)

Pffft! You’d go to the opening of an envelope you would. :P

and about time !! been sitting here for hours in my best Frank Spencer gormless look. doing that one sided twitch thing and all i get is cheek !

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I always had my doubts about Noel so I guess it isn’t that much of a surprise to learn that he wears ladies stockings…

More comfortable than socks. Would you like a tour of my Crinkley Bottom? :P

Why do I have an image of a dirty old man offering kids sweets to get into cars whenever I read that?…

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@panda12 wrote:

Stop it!

All of you!

How dare you outwit Noel Edmonds! :twisted:

“OOH betty, Jessica did a whoopsie in my Beret.. ”

Les Dennis here.just thrilling ya all with my michael crawford impersonations as im mega MULTI talented.Unlike Noel.

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I always had my doubts about Noel so I guess it isn’t that much of a surprise to learn that he wears ladies stockings…

More comfortable than socks. Would you like a tour of my Crinkley Bottom? :P

Why do I have an image of a dirty old man offering kids sweets to get into cars whenever I read that? :shock:

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

What do you do with cheese with holes?

Do you eat the holes or spit them out and put them to one side on your plate?

Panda…your standup routine needs a bit of work (and preferrably a new scriptwriter).

I hope you’re not offering. That really would be the end of my career! :P

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@DANNY2011 wrote:

dial 999 call cops have them arrested lol

danny remove yourself off the thread please…….too serious for your messing around [-X

Listen to tinks, Danny. Remember, Granny knows best. :P

*runs

panda when i catch up with you ima gonna kick your furry as s :lol:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Yay! Tinks! Do you want a tour of my Crinkley Bottom? :D

i’m sorry?……….have i missed something? :lol:

Hi. I’m Noel Edmonds.

Ruby is Les Dennis, but I’m a bigger celebrity than her, I mean him. :P

you are a ……………fruit cake

:wink:

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@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Yay! Tinks! Do you want a tour of my Crinkley Bottom? :D

i’m sorry?……….have i missed something? :lol:

Hi. I’m Noel Edmonds.

Ruby is Les Dennis, but I’m a bigger celebrity than her, I mean him. :P

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

OK… I would love to sit down with people from my past…. but you would not know them… so celebrities…errm…. well a few…..

Elvis for sure, he would be the Elvis from his black leather days… the Las Vegas costumes he wore later are a no no! He would order a peanut butter banana and…

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@Terry wrote:

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@Terry wrote:

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@Terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were…

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@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

p.s can you get me on Deal mate.. times are hard ….

No, Les. You’re a loser who talks to chickens.

:lol:

FVCK you then Noely !! should you ever beg me for a guest slot on Family fortunes i will make that DOO DOO sound it makes when someone makes a shyte guess..

and DONT get me started on that Beatch Amanda Holden !

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@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were taken in a…

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@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were taken in a cafe.

If you were…

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@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

There’s a storm happening outside and I’m imagining sitting in some cafe (near the window) and watching people with their umbrellas, running for cover.
Imagination is a wonderful thing and I’ve just been reading a photographer’s magazine, looking at pictures of people that were taken in a cafe.

If you were here (in my…

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@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

are you really Noel edmonds himself Panda.. ?

Yes. :D

I KNEW it.. :D suppose if you came in under your own name Noel, you would get bothered with folks asking you to get them on deal or no deal etc.

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@Chocolate wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Chocolate wrote:

OK OK….you got me….over 8 years doesnt qualify me as a newbie…Regardless I am relentess….I will always have the last word!

Too bad my 2 ex husbands arnt here to verify this :D

*plans to bake a chocolate cake :D

That did make me smile!

However, im a chocolate of the rarest type…no…

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